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Ep. 21 – Greg Kozera: A Writer & Speaker with Extensive Knowledge of Valuable Subjects From Leadership Skills to the Science Behind Fracking

Today I’m excited to be speaking with Greg Kozera. He is a leadership expert, a wonderful speaker, a leading authority on fracking, and the author of two books – Learned Leadership and Just The Fracks, Ma’am: The TRUTH about hydrofracking and the next great American boom.

Greg’s first book, Learned Leadership, emphasizes the idea that leaders are not born, they are made. In the book he shares powerful stories and identifies ten keys to awakening the leader inside of you. Just the Fracks, Ma’am attempts to demystify the very technical process of fracking for non-technical people.

“Leaders know where they’re going”

Greg believes that a strong, clear vision is a key component of strong leadership. Whether they’re CEO of Halliburton or captain of a high school soccer team, leaders are more effective when they communicate a strong vision with their team.

A clear vision can make the impossible possible. Greg brings this point home with an incredibly powerful story that starts at Halliburton and Dick Cheney then goes to the soccer state tournament to his wife’s car accident to Disney World. It really is amazing, and every step of the process was made possible by strong leaders with strong visions and the people that followed them.

“As leaders one of the things we have to do is develop our people.”

Strong leaders develop strong teams. One of the beautiful things about a strong vision is that it allows a team to more effectively work together. A soccer team can tie it up in the last second and a trauma victim can recover faster than anyone ever expected. True leaders develop their team, trust their team and don’t worry about losing their position.

“When you’re hustling, when you’re making things happen, luck will come your way.”

Greg really breaks down the fracking process and the history of fracking for the audience. It’s a message that may not resonate with all the ears in the audience, but he’s demonstrating strong leadership skills by providing the facts, the truth behind it, and showing the benefits.

“One of the keys to being a great leader is truth and integrity.”

I can’t thank Greg enough for taking time out of his day to talk with us. I’m always impressed with Greg’s knowledge, experience and his approach to the speaking business, as well as his approach to leadership. Be sure to pick up a copy of Learned Leadership or Just the Fracks, Ma’am if you want to learn even more about the concepts that we talked about today.

 

 

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Peter: Hey welcome back everybody. Great to have you today. I’ve got my guest Greg Kozera. Greg and I met through the National Speakers Association, the Ohio Chapter. I’ve got to know Greg a little bit over this past year or so. We were in a virtual mastermind group together, which was very successful and led to a lot of changes in my website, and I was really impressed with Greg’s knowledge, experience and his approach to the speaking business, as well as approach to leadership. So first and foremost, thank you Greg for taking time out of your busy day. I greatly appreciate you giving us this time to be a guest on my podcast. I’m so looking forward to this conversation

Greg: Peter, good to be on board with you today. Good stuff.

Peter: Greg is talking to us from Charleston, West Virginia. So Greg, before we get started, tell me audience a little bit about yourself.

Greg: Well I’m an engineer. I graduated from West Virginia way back in the seventies. I was in agricultural engineering and graduated in 2000 with a Masters in Environmental. I’ve been in the energy industry for 40-plus years. So I worked for a company called Halliburton [laughs]

Peter: I’ve heard of them [laughs]

Greg: I started out with those guys back in the seventies. I’d check into hotels, and you know they always had you put on your company and I’d write down Halliburton. Everybody would look at me and say, what do they do? You know, for 30 years nobody knew what a Halliburton was, and now all of a sudden Cheney shows up. But here’s what I can tell you about Cheney, and you know he’s a great leader. Now the poor guy – Halliburton does a lot of work on oil wells, they do cementing and hydraulic fracturing, fracking business – people talk about Cheney and fracking. The poor guy, he wouldn’t know a frack job if you drove up on it.

Peter: [laughs]

Greg: [laughs] Because I know this. I know this because I was a manager and the guy understood. They brought me more because of his international relationships but I could tell by the stuff came out of Houston that he had no clue how we generated income out here in the Northeast or other processes, so it’s pretty obvious he didn’t know that. Now from a leadership standpoint, though, I can still remember, back in the Cheney days, there were four key things. One, we were going to be number one or number two on our core businesses. [Two,] We were going to be a great place to work. [Three,] We were going to provide exceptional shareholder value, and the fourth one was something to do with safety. But think about that. That’s been – he was doing that in the 90’s, so that’s been 20 years

Peter: Yeah

Greg: I could still remember those four things. So think about it, Peter, how many companies today – and I can tell you this, we work for ourselves 100%, Linda and I at Learned Leadership. We started that about four years ago, so I’ve been working for other folks, but in March we’re full-time. This is what I do. I speak. I do leadership training, motivational talks, team-building type stuff, and we do energy education. But what’s amazing is I can think about the companies I’ve been with, and I couldn’t tell you what the vision was. As a matter of fact I actually asked Lazar, the new CEO of Halliburton, 5000 salespeople this meeting, and at that point I kind of felt like I was bullet proof, so he asked for questions, and I’m first guy that holds up his hand.

Peter: [laughs]

Greg: I’m thinking, what they gonna do fire me, and I ask him, “Mr. Lazar, what’s our vision?” I remember I told you what Cheney’s vision was. We knew where we were going, and he went on, Peter, for about 15 minutes, and when he got done I still had no clue

Peter: [laughs]

Greg: [laughs] I had no idea, and I think if there’s a message that will help your listeners when it comes to leadership is leaders know where they’re going. I mean I’ll bet you right now that if I ask you what’s your vision for your business, where do you want to be at the end of the year, I’ll bet you could tell me.

Peter: I bet you I could too.

Greg: Absolutely.

Peter: [laughs]

Greg: And think about how many companies couldn’t make that statement. As an employee, but particularly as a management employee, if I don’t know what the vision is I guarantee you my people don’t know what it is. I’m also high school soccer coach. We started teaching leadership way back in 1999 because we felt like we wanted seniors to be leaders, but what are they use? I mean do they just become leaders because they’re seniors? So we started teaching this stuff, and the first year it was amazing. Peter, we had one returning starter. We’re Charleston Catholic, a small high school in Charleston. Those days we had to play everybody: the biggest, the baddest, the best. We never won anything. Never won a section, I mean forget regions, and we got one returning starter. We’re rebuilding this team, and we’re talking about leadership, we’ve got these four seniors together to practice, and I tell them about vision. I said what’s your vision, what’s your dream, where do you want to be at the end of this season? And I’ll never forget – this kid’s a doctor in Charleston, South Carolina, now – and he says, coach, we want to play in the state championship. [laughs] And I looked at him and I’m thinking this is a joke, and I’m looking in his eyes and it’s not a joke. He’s dead serious. I was, Peter, this close to saying, you know, BJ that’s a great vision, but maybe we ought to aim a little lower.

Peter: Mhm.

Peter: Like, you know, a winning season, and you know we play some big schools, but I just said this: I said, okay, we got a lot of work to do, and he convinced me that we could actually do this. We convinced the seniors, and together we convince the team, and I’ll tell you how absolutely nutso it was. Again, he didn’t know this at the time, we had to play two schools that in 15 years we had never beat, and we had to go through them – one in section, one in the regionals get the state tournament. At the end of practice I get the boys together and we talk about what our goals for the next game, the next practice, and I would jump – you can probably picture this – I would jump up in the air, throw my hands and scream, what’s the dream? And the entire team would scream – not to win the state championship, it was to play for it. The short story is, against all odds, we beat those two schools. We beat one in the region championship, and we didn’t just beat them we beat them like a drug. We beat them 5-0, and it was the craziest thing. I’m watching this happen. I’m watching us totally dismantle a team we haven’t beat in 15 years and I’m thinking this is a dream, because you’re gonna wake up and realize that none of this has ever happened, and it was real, but the coolest thing was when that game was over our opponent literally, in place, sat down. It was in unison. The entire team just sat down on the field. It’s like they’re trying to figure out what the world just happened to us out here. The second team we played in the state semi-final and they were archrival. Picture this, in 15 years we haven’t beat them and we’re playing them twice a season, so there was like 30 games out there that we hadn’t won. We’re down to 2-0 at halftime and I remember my halftime talk. You talk about coming out fired up, but it was with about 18 minutes left we scored, and then with less than two minutes left BJ, the captain, scores again. We go into overtime, we had to play the whole overtime,and we fell behind again – and this kid’s a doctor now in the Charleston area – he scores literally with one second left in overtime to tie the game and send it to shoot up. So you talk about motivation.

Peter: Wow.

Greg: Here’s the thing, in the shootout there’s a kid comes up to us, he’s a senior and he wants to be one of five shooters, and he scores the winning goal in the shootout to send us into the state tournament for the first time in the history of the school. But it gets better, Peter, because you know what? You and I know its speakers is you throw these seeds out there. Whether you’re doing this podcast or whether you’re speaking to an audience, you plant seeds and you never know where they’re going to grow or how they’re going to grow, and in 2012 my wife had a really serious car accident. It was right here – I actually live close to Charleston but my little town is called Pinch, West Virginia, so you can imagine it’s not very big. So I just got home from work, she was right behind me, I had the dog out. I get this phone call saying mr. your wife’s been a little accident here in downtown Pinch, you might want to come down here. This is her phone and, you know, she’s alright. I’m thinking okay, fender bender. I get down there and there’s a crowd gathering. The fire truck’s on its way and her car is flipped on its top in the middle of the road and she’s a diabetic, she passed out, and literally she tore everything up. All four sides and the top and she’s still in the car, and you talk about helpless. I mean there’s nothing I can do… and the paramedics were awesome, they got her out – but the long story short she broke her neck because of the force of the collision. Thank God for airbags, and she had a gash in her head. So here it is it, this was a Friday, and Sunday morning this team of doctors comes in. We talked about vision, how powerful that is. So they look over and she’s hurt, I mean she can barely talk and she’s got this gash and she can’t move anything, and as they’re starting to leave my wife whispers, “Doc,” and the head trauma surgeon goes over to her and he’s got to actually bend his head down over her mouth so she can you can hear or speak. She says, we have a trip to Disney World planned the middle of next month. Now is there any reason I can’t go?

Peter: [laughs]

Greg: Ha! Yeah I just lose it. He’s laughing, I’m laughing, then he says well you know you might be a little uncomfortable if you’re driving. So I got plane tickets. He said no problem, but here’s the rest of the story. I recognized one of those five, and as they’re leaving the room this young man says to me, “Do you remember me coach?” I said, “Nathan, I’ll never forget you.” The kid that scored the goal in the shootout that put us in the state championship game is now a doctor, I find that he’s a damn good doctor, well guess who’s more my wife’s doctor for five days? Nathan, and he had heard, he knew her vision, knew her dream, and I had to run an errand for the next day, and this was Sunday. You can imagine Sunday morning she’s laying there in bed, she can’t move, she got the gash on her head and she can barely speak. I’m back, it’s five o’clock Monday evening, when I get back she’s not in her bed, I’m like what’s going on? I’m worried and I walk and he’s got her in a walker going down the hall. Between Nathan and Linda, they pulled it off, and I have a picture of my wife in a wheelchair with our oldest granddaughter in front of the haunted mansion at Walt Disney World in Florida one month later. The power of a dream, and when you and I, and your listeners, sow seeds you don’t know where they’re going to grow, because Nathan understood this whole vision thing, and that’s probably part of the reason why was a Doctor. Incredibly and as it turns out his office now, he’s moved on and he’s actually a heart doctor, and he’s on the same floor that my wife’s working today and they literally are on the same floor in this medical building. So you talk about what’s the odds. I mean, I’m not that creative guy. I can’t make this stuff up.

Peter: Wow. That’s a story. I mean we went from Halliburton and Dick Cheney to soccer to your wife’s wreck to Disney World, but you kinda tied it all up in a nice little bow there at the end. I mean I have a lot of questions to ask you just from that story

Greg: [laughs]

Peter: But the one thing you were talking about, you could remember Cheney’s vision, but when the CEO was giving his vision he went on for like 15 minutes and you walked away and you had no idea.

Greg: No idea.

Peter: Which takes me right to Abraham Lincoln and to Gettysburg Address, because the guy who spoke before him was a former Secretary of State. He spoke for two hours. Nobody even knows his name, and his name is Everett something or other, but Lincoln spoke. Do you have idea of how many words were in the Gettysburg Address?

Greg: Not very many.

Peter: 272, he spoke for 10 minutes, and so to your point he was concise, he was brief, he was to the point. Everybody remembered it vs the other person.

Greg: And it was emotional. I mean that’s the thing. As leaders we have to touch the emotion. It has to mean something and, you know, I mean you and I can both remember. I can’t repeat the whole gettysburg address, but I got a pretty good idea. Four score and seven years ago dadadadada, but you know, I know the gist of it, and think about that. You’re right. I mean 200 some words over a 150 years ago and people still remember. How powerful is that? You’re right, that’s a leader.

Peter: I know you got a copy of my book and if you’re looking at my book I took the liberty and rewrote the Gettysburg address in corporate speak, which you might find extremely hilarious these days, but the other one that you mentioned that I want to touch on briefly was the guy who had the vision of making the state championship, and you’re cynical in your mind – are you kidding me kid? In the movie Remember The Titans, there’s this scene between the captain and the other football player, and they’re going at each other, and basically talks about, you know, leadership. It’s all about attitude. And in the movie the the captain’s attitude was not of leadership quality. That kind of started to change things in the movie, but basically makes me think that soccer guy. He had the attitude and he kept that attitude, and basically you said he convinced you. I mean that’s classic.

Greg: You know what’s so powerful, Peter, is that attitude. That’s why this whole vision thing is so critical for us as individuals, but even as his corporations, because it drove everything else. I mean think about it: Practice. If your dream is well we’re going to have 500 season and you know maybe win some games, maybe we will – how are you going to practice? Not very. I mean the intensity – I remember the drills that we went through the week before the state tournament. I mean, they were working hard. Who was leading the drills? BJ. And the other piece of that is you gotta believe in, and that was the trick. Because we can say State Championship game until the cows come home, as they say, but if I don’t believe it – and I’ll never forget, at my halftime time talk we’re down 2-0 and and we were talking about the head coach, I’m the assistant coach, talking about the things we had to do, those those things that had to change. I said, gentlemen, what’s the dream? They said state championship game. I said we have to win this tonight to get there. The one thing I remember saying is, if there’s anyone in this room that doesn’t believe we can still win this game and play in the state championship game, you need to stay here in the locker room, and I remember someone yelled something, and the whole team went out fired up, and boy you talk about their level of play in the second half to the first half. It was intense. And finally, and it’s strange how things happen when you’re hustling, when you’re making things happen, luck will come your way. Our first goal was this kid just took a weak shot at the goal, there wasn’t much to it, but the ball took a crazy hop away from their goalkeeper and score. Now all of a sudden it’s, you know, 18 minutes and we’re down one goal and nobody quit. They didn’t even think about it. Can you imagine? You’re down a goal, in overtime, there’s 30 seconds left in the game – and here’s the cool thing, our opponent was loaded with Seniors, we had like four and only one of them was a starter too, and they get their bags lined up. They’re ready to leave because they know that there’s no way in the world we’re going to come back and beat them in this overtime. I’ll never forget that. You know, their goalie kicks the ball away and ball keeper comes way of the goal, traps it, passes it to who? Nathan, who passes it to Stewart, who is the other striker, who passes it to BJ. Now here’s the rest of the story: BJ, senior captain, his dream, he’s got the ball. He’s probably ten yards away from the goal, there’s ten seconds left and they’re counting it down, and he doesn’t shoot. He passes the ball to the little Kenny Proops, and Kenny – he’s literally probably five foot tall, Peter, and he put it – Think about it, as leaders one of the things we have to do is develop our people. He had developed Kenny to the point – as a freshman he shouldn’t even be on the field, he’s not a starter, he was there because someone else got hurt – Kenny’s on the field, BJ passes him the ball and Kenny shoots and scores with one second left.

Peter: Wow.

Greg: Think about that. His whole dream is state championship game and he doesn’t take the shot. He passes it to a freshmen that he trained that isn’t even a starter.

Peter: Wow

Greg: And that was something I didn’t even think about. I’ve been doing these talks, and it was like three years later and like, oh my god, how powerful is that? I mean think about how many businesses you talk to, how many people, their shortcomings as leaders is that they won’t trust their people. Think about it. I mean how many times do we not develop our people, or do we not trust them, and let’s face it if you develop your people – Here’s the difference that I see between leaders and managers. A manager is threatened by those underneath him or her because they might take their job. As a leader, if I’m a true leader, I want my people to be better than me. I want them to grow. I want them to be part of my team and I should never be threatened by those people, and BJ obviously wasn’t. He wasn’t worried anyone would take his job. He wanted to win. He wanted success.

Peter: There’s one piece in there that you haven’t said but you’ve alluded to it. In the end that leadership role when he passed the ball, he didn’t have a huge ego. He didn’t need to feed his ego by being the one that scored.

Greg: You know you’re right

Peter: We all have egos, but when leaders can swallow their ego and do what’s best for the team not what’s best for them, the whole is greater than the sum of its parts goes a long way in building leaders and also building the team, and also maintaining a team.

Greg: Absolutely. You know it’s interesting you brought that up, because our 2012 team – I mean we’ve won 5, 6 state championships in the last seven years. Now I mean that’s what those young men started way back then. I mean we’ve been to the state tournament eight years in a row, so our seniors this year are like, oh yeah, of course we’re going back to the tournament. We’re gonna win. I mean that’s their mentality. But our ‘12 team we had a kid, super young man, our captain. He was leading the state in scoring at two-thirds of the way through the season, Peter, and the last third of the season I’m noticing he’s not taking as often. He’s distributing the ball, and what was so cool in the state championship game a freshman scored three goals. Instead of Sam taking the glory he was developing his people, and at the end we’re up four nothing and Sam had to score, he finally scored the 5th goal, but you know by then the game’s out of reach and we already had it pretty well in hand. But the whole thing about the concept is here is this kid that can be the leading scorer in the state, and he doesn’t do it because it’s more important to develop those freshmen that are going to be in that game, and then they got what he wanted. He won the state championship we, we won it handily, but if he’d have been that ego guy that you’re talking about those freshmen wouldn’t have been ready to play when they were, and the first goal was scored from a freshman. Sam develop those players.

Peter: I’m going to ask you this question. This is is a wonderful story. Have you turned it into a keynote?

Greg: I’ve told pieces of it but not to this level.

Peter: You need to put that whole piece and develop it into a keynote, because it’s very, very powerful and relatable, because it’s soccer, and the things that you talked about here. I tell you what, it would make one hell of a keynote address.

Greg: Good point. I like that. I think if there’s anything that we can do to help our audiences, I think, is to help them understand that vision piece, because no matter what they’re doing it’s gonna help, so I thank you for that. That’s a good point because I’ve never put all those pieces together like we just did. I’ve done bits and pieces of it but not in one congruent story.

Peter: I would get post-it notes out. I will send you a copy of the audio before we even play it so you can go back and listen to it, and I would lay it out and post-it notes to develop the keynote because I think is very strong powerful message on leadership. I think you can actually blow audiences away. As you’re talking my other question was do you have this story in your book, and the name of your book again is?

Greg: The first book is Learned Leadership.

Peter: Learned Leadership, and that was published when?

Greg: It was in 2007 and that’s strictly leadership, and that’s really the book that we teach even our seniors. That’s really kind of like the Bible when it comes to leadership.

Peter: Okay so this story is not in in that book.

Greg: Actually it’s interesting. Both stories, I mean in the leadership book, the BJ story is.

Peter: Okay

Greg: That’s the lead story and a lot of what we talked about with BJ, and you know the whole ‘99 team. That stuff is in there. Now what’s interesting, the second book is called Just The Fracks, Ma’am

Peter: Did you say Just the Fracks?

Greg: Just The Fracks, Ma’Am, it’s the truth about fracking. You know, as a speaker, I couldn’t get away from the motivational piece because we talk about, yeah, there’s the science and the technology and what this means to Americans, and at the end of the day I want to talk about how important it is that we we can come together and do the right thing for this country, and so a lot of people, you know, they get a little jaded and they don’t believe in it. In that book, believe it or not, is the Nathan-Linda story. So I actually have that story written down in Just the Fracks. I had written Just the Frack so that the average American can read it and understand it. As a matter of fact, my editor is from New York City, I had to take the tech terms out. It’s written by an engineer but it doesn’t read like that. He wouldn’t let me do that. So this lady, when she got done with the book, I said what you think? She says when it was over I was in tears.

Peter: What?

Greg: Then I remembered Linda’s story is in the very end, and so when she finished the book that was the closing story. I thought oh my god, I hadn’t thought about it that way, but yet those are there in there. But again, it’s not a complete piece because when I wrote the first book the second piece hadn’t happened yet. But good point.

Peter: So you’re a leading authority as relates to fracking?

Greg: I am.

Peter: Because I actually did hear you on 700 WLW probably about two months ago or so

Greg: Yeah, Cincinnati

Peter: Yeah, where they interviewed you as it relates to fracking, and can you give the audience just a 10,000 foot, I mean, I think just because of your diverse background, that you’re in the energy field and very and authority within that general, I think you know imparting some of that wisdom would be great to this audience.

Greg: Sure, and you know in the sense they’re tied together because one of the keys to being a great leader is truth and integrity. I mean at the end of the day, you know, I don’t know about you but I’ve been led, or I should say managed by people, that I couldn’t trust them. [laughs] I mean, you know, because I’ve watched what they did. I mean literally. I mean I watched one guy who had told this young engineer to do something and it backfired, and at this big meeting the VP had all these got folks together with one of my clients, and he’s chewing out this young engineer for what he did, and I’m looking at his manager because I know what happened. I’m looking at him thinking, surely you’re going to step up and say it wasn’t him, it was me. He never did that and I’m thinking, alright, what do I know now? If he tells me something it’s going down in writing. I’m going to make sure that someone’s heard it, because if it backfires I know this: he doesn’t have my back. I can’t trust him.

Peter: Right

Greg: So leadership is all about trust and integrity. Whether we’re talking about local elections or presidential candidate, you’ve got to be able to trust that person. When they stand in front of you, whether it’s on TV or a meeting, and they say this is where we’re going, you gotta believe it. I mean whether it’s corporate or whatever. So getting back to this whole fracking thing. I’m an engineer. I understand the process. We’ve been doing this, Peter, in the United States for 60 plus years. That’s how long we’ve been fracking this country. We fracked over 2 million wells. Can you imagine we’ve done this process two million times and they’re still looking for the one well out of those two million that’s contaminated groundwater. I’m thinking how nutso is this. I mean really folks, and I actually stood in front of the EPA two weeks ago and said, look folks here’s what’s going on. It was their science board, there were a bunch of PhDs, but they didn’t understand that. I said here’s the truth. Here’s what’s going on. So why we studying this? I mean if we’re going to worry about something let’s worry about something that’s gonna happen. I mean let’s face it. The roads we travel on, I mean, unfortunately, highway fatalities are not uncommon. I mean my wife was almost a fatality. I mean if we use that same thought process there would be no airplanes and their damn sure wouldn’t be any cars. So that was the reason I had to write the whole book on fracking. So just so your audience understands what it is, it’s really simple, is the rock that we get our oil and gas out – and it’s rock, it’s not a cave. It’s inside the pores of a rock. If you pick up a rock or stone or whatever it’s actually in those pores and it won’t come out by itself. So what we do when they drill these wells, and the wells we’ve drilled to there’s seven, eight, nine thousand feet deep, and we have to frack, and all the frack is is pumping some water and sand, or sometimes just nitrogen gas and sand or nitrogen gas and nothing, to create a small crack. This crack would look like something you’d see maybe in your driveway. We’re talking about a crack that’s maybe a quarter of an inch, but that crack is like a superhighway because that crack allows the oil and gas to flow out of that rock to a wellbore pipe and come to the surface, and fuel our nation, and we’ve been doing this for 60 years and the only change that’s happened is we started to drill wells horizontal, which means you get down six, seven, eight thousand feet and then you can actually turn that pipe, that drill bit, and we can drill now horizontally, like your floor, two miles. Can you imagine a mile and a half deep and that’s like an underground pipeline two miles out, and the only thing is we can create that crack or that frack multiple times, like 50 times in that horizontal well, and that creates literally a world-class well, and the United States, in just the last seven, eight years, we are the leading oil producer. We’re either number one or number two depending on the month, but we’re one of the leading oil producers in the world and we’re the leading gas producer in the world. We are literally today, Peter, the energy gorilla of the planet. That’s why your listeners and down here in West Virginia we’re still paying 2.50 a gallon for gasoline. It was over four bucks a couple years ago. So that’s the reason why gasoline prices – I’ve done on that WLW, and I’ve done over 150 radio interviews. One of the first questions I get is because our gasoline is two dollars, does that have anything to do with fracking? Yeah, everything. I was on the station yesterday in Nashville and this guy, I could tell, even after I talked about what we’re doing environmentally, that we’re not creating a disaster, we’re actually – I mean I literally bill myself as environmentalist because what we’ve done, whether we’re talking about fracturing or whether it’s the way well sites are reclaimed as the result of this whole thing, is we’ve done more for the planet in the last seven or eight years than – you put all these environment groups quote-unquote together and look and see what they’ve done, and it doesn’t compute. It pails. Matter of fact I’ll tell you about that. When Just the Fracks came out I was doing a book signing in Charleston, little hole-in-the-wall bookstore Saturday morning. All my soccer players come up. What could go wrong, right? You know it’s cool. This guy shows up, he’s the head of the green party in West Virginia, he brings his entourage. He’s driven two hours to come to my signing. Like really, you’re kidding me. I mean, am I that important all of a sudden? We have this mini debate and finally I can tell the boys are saying oh come on, you know, let’s get this over with and we got other things to do, but I can also tell that they want tome… I mean I wasn’t prepared for it, so it kinda feels like I got sucker-punched. I could see the boys are all saying, come on coach you gotta get gotta hit him back. So finally we go through this stuff and he throws all this garbage out there and it’s half-truths, and I finally said, I’ll tell you something buddy, and I went through what we’ve done as an industry, the oil and gas industry in America. We’ve lowered co2 10% since 2000. We’ve lowered it. On the planet CO2 is up. It’s down in this country thanks to expanding use of natural gas. There’s industries coming back. Ohio and steel mills now that would have been built in China, India, but because of low fuel prices they came back to this country. We’re bringing the chemical industry back to operate under U.S. environmental law, and when these well sites are reclaimed – in Virginia, we’ve got an elk herd. I mean, we’re talking about a place that used to be a strip mine, it’s got active gas wells that have all been fracked. There’s elk herd, deer, wild turkey, and the rest of the story is they bring the Audubon people out to see the birds out there. Isn’t that crazy? People don’t want to talk about the oil and gas industry as being green, but the Audubon Society goes out to look at birds and I said, you know, isn’t amazing? You would never take the Audubon people to a windmill site, unless you want to show them dead birds. But the reality is wind and solar would cease to exist without oil and gas, because the hydrocarbons – even the electric cars need electricity. Electricity takes coal or natural gas, primarily, and there was this guy was on this show yesterday. He was saying we have to go to electric cars. I said that’s fine. Remember we need coal and we need natural gas for electricity. More importantly, those cars are have a lot of plastic because they have to be lightweight, and plastic comes from Petrochemicals, and petrochemicals come from oil and gas wells. Because we frack every well in this country, virtually. I mean there’s a few we don’t, but we’re talking about 99% of wells require fracking. It’s part of the process, and it only takes a day to do that, and so I said without fracking electric cars would cease to exist. You can’t have them without fracking, and so that’s the the message I want to get out. Look, this is an old process. I mean, it’s like any other industrial process. You gotta be smart, you gotta do it right, but we’re still looking for that first well that’s contaminated groundwater. I’m like, come on, but here’s what’s more important for our freedom. Our military runs on petroleum. You can’t fuel fighter jet on wind and you can’t fuel a tank with solar. It takes oil and gas, and can you only imagine. Putin fracks. All the OPEC countries frack. China fracks. So if we would ever do something really stupid like banning fracking it’s A) not gonna help our environment, it’s gonna hurt it, and B) our oil and gas industry is gone so now. Can you imagine what happened? Our president, whoever that’s going to be, has to call Vladimir Putin or the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia and say, hey, we need a little more oil this month. Now the other thing that happens if you take our crude oil out of the market, and your listeners, you, and I can plan on paying five dollars plus for gasoline, and who does that hurt most? Matt Damon, Yoko Ono, they’re going to still fly their jets. They’re going to have money to do that – but the average American, that single mom that drives 60 miles to Charleston to go to work and that two dollars a gallon she was saving buys lots of really nice Christmas presents. Who’s really gonna get hurt by five dollar gasoline? What about those senior citizens that are fixed incomes? Food prices go up, everything goes up, so you know if people don’t understand the energy and where it comes from and how important our oil and gas is to our country. There’s some things we can do to help improve CO2, but we need to do it as a team. We need to have enough gumption and have some leaders that actually understand the truth and actually bring people together, because we can use our renewables in a smart way. We can make some really good things happen and make some good decisions, as long as you’re using truth and good science and not fear and height and then some crap I’m hearing, and that’s why I did the book. I’m an engineer. I didn’t want to go there, but nobody else is talking about this stuff, so that’s the rest of the story.

Peter: And that’s what leaders do. They take on tough topics, and as long as you bring in actual facts and the truth to get that message out. That’s another sign, in my mind, of a great leader, and that may not resonate with all the ears, but at least you’re providing the facts, the truth behind it, showing the benefits, and you know what? That’s that’s the big piece, and especially taking on topics that might be a little more controversial than others, and I admire you for doing that.

Peter: In this conversation that we’ve had we’ve gone from – well we started with Dick Cheney [laughs]

Greg: [laughs]

Peter: and we went we went to soccer, then we went to fracking, then we talked a little bit of politics. We almost have like a whole 360 here.

Greg: But you know I’ll tell you what’s really cool, because I did – I was asked by one of my clients to do a presentation. They needed someone to be on a frack panel at the Vermont School of Law. Can you imagine Vermont? Bernie Sanders. I mean it’s probably as liberal as you can get, but you know they set this thing up right and we really had a good discussion.

Peter: That’s key.

Greg: And it would happen to be the same day as my son was retired from the Navy so I couldn’t stay for the whole thing, and this lady – and you know you never know how everybody perceives everything but clearly they were not pro-frackers – but I got a voicemail I picked up the next morning and she said Mr. Kozera I am so glad that you were able to participate. We had never looked at fracking that way before, and probably what happened was no industry person would dare go up there because they think, you know, I know that’s gonna be like and they’re gonna… and I’m thinking, look, if somebody doesn’t have the guts to stand in front of an audience and tell the truth, and believe me I don’t know everything so I learned. I mean the beauty of what they did is they set up a panel where we all learned something. I learned some things that I needed to know, they learned some things that they needed to know, and I told the girl,I said can you imagine if we could do this in Washington, because everybody gains from this. If we could sit down now, we were the policymakers, and do something really good for this country because we’ve got everybody represented here and we’re all trying to come up with a good answer for everybody, and so we’re actually listening to each other. Think about that. When I listen to my wife I really learn something. [laughs]

Peter: [laughs]

Greg: It’s like, wow, what a novel that you actually listen. If we did that in Washington what they did in Vermont we can do some incredible things. We can have an environment here that’s better than what it is. We can do things for people around the world. Think about it. There’s kids in India, I heard an NPR report few weeks ago Peter, that half the kids in New Delhi have permanent lung damage because the air is so bad. Now if they were starving we’d be sending food over there.

Peter: Right.

Greg: But they’re just gonna die of, who knows, lung damage or whatever, COPD. We can fix that. We have the energy fix that. If we were able to work together and get the dialogue right and forget politics and agendas, let’s do something for the planet, let’s do something to help everybody, not just our people here but people around the world, that’s what I think leaders should be doing.

Peter: Great point. That is what leaders should be doing Before we begin to wrap up I just want to say that, as you’re describing this thing at the Vermont school I was really curious how that was going to turn out, and I tie this back into my book a little bit because you weren’t – you said, we were able to have a conversation. We were able to have a dialogue. We were able to debate, and the only way that you were able to do that is both sides had respect for the other party, and as you said both sides were listening. Where it all falls apart in leadership is when you don’t have respect for the person you’re dealing with. No matter if you’re if you’re in corporate America, you’re at a university, your head of this country or another country, once we lose that respect everything else falls apart.

Greg: You are absolutely spot-on. If anybody wants those books – Just the Fracks, Ma’am and Learned Leadership – they’re out there on Amazon, Barnes and Noble. I got a website GregKozera.com where I do a blog. So they can find my blog, it’s on energy but it’s really mostly leadership stuff, but all they’re all online. Just the Fracks, Ma’am and Learned Leadership

Peter: And we will also have them in the show notes on the website, links to the books, and to his website as well. As we wrap up I like to do this so the audience to get to know maybe a little different side of you. You have not seen these questions. I call them 10 quick questions as a type of rapid-fire piece, so you ready for these ten really tough question?

Greg: Absolutely. Fired up.

Peter: First one: Skyline or White Castle?

Greg: White Castle.

Peter: Baseball or Soccer?

Greg: Soccer. Imagine that. [laughs]

Peter: [laughs] Go figure. What’s your favorite movie?

Greg: Ooo, that’s a tough one. Probably On the Start – no, no, Star Wars.

Peter: Star Wars.

Greg: and this last one – maybe this last one that just came out.

Peter: Wow, I have not I have not seen it yet. I guess I better go see that.

Greg: They did a really great job at tying everything in the past and the present. I mean they just did an awesome job, so I’ll go with the latest Star Wars movie.

Peter: Okay. What’s your favorite city to visit?

Greg: Right now probably Orlando because Disney World is down there. [laughs]

Peter: Yeah, okay. Who’s your most admired leader?

Greg: Wow. Going way back when I’d probably say Lincoln.

Peter: Okay.

Greg: Probably in recent years I’d say Ronald Reagan.

Peter: Okay.

Greg: But you know both, particularly Lincoln, had to deal with incredible amount of conflict. When you talk about the conflict any President has to deal with, and he handled it incredibly well. Reagan because he was really the leader. He was the guy that, I’ve heard it said, that he was like your dad, he was gonna turn the light out in the bedroom at night, but I mean when he stood up said this is what we’re going to do, I can believe it, even if I didn’t agree with him, I could believe it.

Peter: And you can trust him as well.

Greg: Exactly, that trust is so important. You’re right, Peter.

Peter: Five Guys hamburger or Long John Silver’s fish and chips?

Greg: That’s tough. I’ll go with the Five Guys.

Peter: Five Guys. Do you remember Long John Silvers?

Greg: Oh we’ve got one here in town.

Peter: Oh they’re still around?

Greg: Oh absolutely.

Peter: I haven’t seen you in a long time.

Greg: Oh, no. They’re good. That’s why I had to think about that one.

Peter: It was a little surprise to me that you had to think. I mean, I do remember the fish and chips were very, very good back in the day.

Greg: Arthur Treacher’s is gone, but long johns is still here.

Peter: Wow that’s cool.

Greg: Yeah we’ve got several of them in town.

Peter: Interesting. I don’t think there’s anything here in Columbus, but I’m actually gonna take a look after this id one.

Greg: [laughs]

Peter: Cheers or The Big Bang Theory?

Greg: Cheers.

Peter: Coke or Pepsi?

Greg: Coke.

Peter: LeBron James or Michael Jordan?

Greg: I gotta go with the LeBron. That Cleveland championship was just, I mean, isn’t that what we’re talking about. The vision. I mean here’s a guy that has this vision and he’s got the guts to tell everybody I’m coming back to Cleveland and here’s what we’re going to do, and down three games to one he pulls it off. What a classic.

Peter: I mean you can’t write that story.

Greg: No you can’t. It is so powerful.

Peter: ESPN had a 30 for 30 out a few weeks ago called Believe Land, prior to the championship games, and it’s all about how Cleveland sports, and the rough and you know how they always fought, the drive, the fumble, and all of that. I watched it last night and they’ve already changed the ending to put in the championship.

Greg: [laughs] I love that. What a great, I mean, that’s something that, and really even for young people, what an example. I mean A) you never quit,but B) if you know what you want – I mean, you know, what a deal. I mean there’s leadership in so many different areas. And really, I mean we live in Worcester and I felt so bad for people in Cleveland for years, because they were so close

Peter: Right.

Greg: Or in some cases not even close at all. [laughs]

Peter: [laughs] Exactly.

Greg: I mean I was absolutely thrilled for them because, I mean, face it a lot of our NSA buddies are from up there in Cleveland. Like, for them this was one for the all-times.

Peter: Exactly. And the last question. I actually got two questions, but the last one: What’s your favorite restaurant? And it doesn’t have to be in Charleston, it can be anywhere.

Greg: You know I’ll tell you what. I like Polaris Grill. really like that place.

Peter: Okay. Actually it’s about three minutes from my house and we used to go all the time, but now we don’t venture too far, but my wife and her girlfriends go up there a lot.

Peter: And one last question that I do have is what’s the name of your dog?

Greg: Abby.

Peter: Abby, and is Abby there with you isn’t she?

Greg: She sure is.

Peter: Okay. What kind of dog is Abby?

Greg: She’s a golden retriever.

Peter: A golden retriever. Can I see her?

Greg: Absolutely [moves webcam] Can you see her?

Peter: Oh yeah she’s just laying on the floor half asleep. I could hear panting at times in the background so I knew there was a dog.

Greg: She’s paranoid because like, we’ll leave town, and when I come back I can’t go anywhere. I mean I’ll be taking a shower and all of a sudden they’ll be this the door open up and I’m thinking it’s Linda and it’s like, no, it’s the dog. She just want to make sure she knows where we are.

Peter: Well Greg thank you so very much for giving me the time and I greatly appreciate it. I enjoyed this conversation on leadership and learning more about fracking, and tying it all together. I got to know you a little bit better. I’m looking forward to seeing you at the next NSA meeting, and once again thank you very much for your time.

Greg: Thank you, Peter. I had a ball

Peter: Great, and I guess we’ll see everybody on the next episode. Bye now!

 

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Ep. 20 – Lisa Anderson: Partner At Morse & Company In Tulsa, Oklahoma

On today’s episode I’m talking to an extremely passionate CPA, Lisa Anderson, a partner at Morse & Company. In addition to being a CPA in tax, she is also Accredited in Business Valuation (ABV) and Certified in Financial Forensics (CFF) through the AICPA.

Lisa originally became an accountant because she didn’t think she wanted to interact with people. However, through the many steps of her career, she has discovered that she does like being around other people – and she discovered that being an accountant isn’t just a technical job, it’s a relationship-building job.

“I have knowledge and I have a skill set that I want to share with people. If I’m not presenting it, it’s not getting out there. So it’s worth having that fear initially.”

Lisa is passionate about specialized tax education, particularly as it relates to divorce. She gives presentations to attorneys, other accountants and non-accountants, although she faces a major challenge in marketing divorce law education to the average person – the person who may one day really need that information to make a good decision. There’s obviously a monetary piece to this, but just listening to Lisa it’s obvious that the main driver is how much she wants to help people.

“I love giving people the skills to be able to make decisions. I never want to direct people to make a certain decision, but I want to give them the tools and the knowledge. I want to educate people. I want them to be able to make good decisions.”

Lisa brings a welcomed dose of empathy to the accounting field, and I appreciate her for that. Empathy is huge for CPAs, and those that choose to employ it build much better relationships with their clients.

“It’s helping people with a problem overcome the problem, acknowledge there’s a problem and figure out how to tackle the problem. We don’t always make it go away entirely, but we find a solution.”

I greatly appreciate Lisa for taking the time out of her day to sit down and talk with me. She is a delight, and she brings a lot of valuable information and relationship-building skills to the fields of accounting and divorce law. If you’re going through the process of a divorce and you need a little information, Lisa is the person to talk to. An investment in her may save you a lot of money in the long run.

 

 

 

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Peter: Hey everybody Peter Margaritis here and I’m at the University of Tulsa in the Performing Arts Center. They had a program today I’m very honored and lucky to have Lisa Anderson as my guest, and Lisa – you know what, I’m gonna let Lisa tell you all about herself. So Lisa, first and foremost thank you greatly. I appreciate you taking time to be interviewed.

Lisa: Thank you I am very honored to be interviewed. So, about myself.

Peter: Yes tell us about you are.

Lisa: Who am I? I am Lisa Anderson and I’m a CPA. I am first and foremost, though, a wife and a mom. I have two kids, an almost 18-year-old daughter and almost 15-year-old son.

Peter: And just on a side notes she’s told me so many stories while I’ve been here. They’re absolutely amazing kids.

Lisa: Yes I have to agree they are pretty amazing. They have their moments but they are pretty amazing. Aside from that, I said I’m a CPA focusing on tax. I’m also an ABV, which is accreditation in business valuation to the AICPA as well as a CFF, which is certified in financial forensics. Also another designation through the AICPA. And how did I get here? Well…

Peter: That’s the best story possible. How did you get here?

Lisa: How did I get here? I didn’t go far to get here, I’ll tell you that. I was born raised in Tulsa, went to high school in Tulsa, briefly left Tulsa for a few weeks to attend college outside of Tulsa, came back, got an associate’s degree, ended up at the University of Tulsa then undergrad in accounting, came back right after that, worked on my masters in tax, which of course, ask any of my friends, they thought I was absolutely crazy because why would anybody want to do tax let alone and have a master’s degree in tax, and for whatever reason I knew that’s what I wanted to do.

Peter: Okay

Lisa: And I went to work at Ernst & Young for 5 years, primarily because that was one of the firms that would let me go directly into tax without ever having to do audit, which I to this day thankfully have never had to do an audit and don’t plan to ever do that. And so started my career in tax until I had my daughter, decided I really didn’t want to continue with those long, late hours, went to work for a client as a tax manager just in corporate tax. Few months into it decided that was not the life for me, it was very boring and there just wasn’t enough that was enough going on. So I decided to jump back into the world of public accounting and talked to a CPA that was working for a local firm and found it very interesting. She was talking about the fact that they not only did tax work, they didn’t do any audit work, they did tax, they did some bookkeeping work, but they also did some fraud and some litigation work which greatly intrigued me. I found out more about the company, about the firm interviewed with him, got a job with them, started out doing tax and one of the partners kinda took me under his wing and started teaching me business valuation. I liked it, decided I needed to know a lot more than what he could teach me, so I started working on getting my designation in business valuation. I also decided that would be very smart because we were doing quite a bit of litigation work, and then very, very quickly that without some kind of certification or without the mature older gentleman silver hair, I had no credibility in court. [laughs] Unfortunately that’s the truth.

Peter: [laughs]

Lisa: And so I decided the older man silver hair was not gonna work for me so I got my certification to gain credibility so that I can testify in court. I did valuation work. And working in business valuations also led to quite a bit of divorce work, because a lot of the times people that need business valuations are the people that are getting a divorce.

Peter: Right.

Lisa: So that led to a lot of divorce work and as I was working more in divorce, and actually took the family law mediation course, so I’m actually a qualified family law mediator, I have sat in on a few mediations – nothing too intense. I think in one of the most memorable ones we were discussing who was going to end up with the chickens, and it was quite entertaining. [laughs]

Peter: Okay, how do you value a chick?

Lisa: You know we were just we were splitting assets, we weren’t really putting values on it. We were splitting assets. I was mediating.

Peter: Okay.

Lisa: I also was involved in some much higher profile cases and divorce cases that lasted into three, four years through multiple attorneys, and also got a taste of what I needed a certification in. Financial forensics was because there were quite a few hidden assets and a lot of trail chasing – chasing the cash flow between multiple businesses, between multiple people – and decided I needed a little bit better background in that to be able to do that part of the job better.

Peter: Okay.

Lisa: So did that. Ended up, at the end of the day, with pretty much alphabet soup after my name, now, CPA in tax, an ABV and CFF. I need to start charging by the letter I think,

Peter: [laughs]

Lisa: So I stayed at that firm for about eight years. I came a point that I wasn’t sure that’s where I wanted to be anymore. I took a brief leave and went to the world of recruiting and finding jobs for other accountants, all the while looking for a better job for myself, and I made a few moves after that back into public accounting and into tax, looking for just the right fit. I even decided to try being out of my own for a little while, decided that really wasn’t what I wanted to do either, and I actually missed being around people, which is very interesting considering the whole reason I went into accounting was because I didn’t think I wanted to interact with people. I was going to be quite content sitting behind my computer screen and never talking to anybody and turns out I interact with people multiple times on a daily basis, from clients to, unfortunately, the IRS quite a bit to peers to colleagues to just people in other industries and attorneys a lot, and from all that with my background, with all my work in business valuation and divorce, have ended up being a position to give presentations to try to educate mainly attorneys on some of the finer aspects of tax issues and divorce situations. I’m trying to explain to them things they could do a little bit different so that at the end of the day they don’t have very upset clients when they come to see me with your tax return and learn what went awry in their divorce agreement, things that maybe they could be doing different. Ultimately I would love to educate every divorce attorney I can on some of the valuation issues, specifically some of the tax issues in divorce, so maybe we can clear up some of that beforehand

Peter: What’s the name of the firm you’re working with?

Lisa: Currently I am a partner at Morse and Co., PLLC, and we’re a three partner firm in Tulsa. Background of the firm: there’s two tax partners and an audit partner and I specialize, in addition to all types of income tax, also the litigation, business valuation and specifically divorce issues.

Peter: Okay so we’re going to rewind here for a moment because clearly my audience is going, she’s an extremely bright individual with all of that behind her and she’s industry, and you know when I first realized she was an extremely bright individual was as she was telling you her background, she started when she went to high school in Tulsa, so that to me told me she must have bypassed elementary school and middle school and went right into high school. So when I heard heard that I went, genius.

Lisa: That’s it. I skipped all of that, straight into high school. Okay, from day one: kindergarten, elementary, middle school then high school. Everything’s in Tulsa.

Peter: And two, for those of you who might be listening to this who is a non-accountant, or who’s on the audit side of the business, and you’re thinking about going, stop, I’m going to turn this off, I wouldn’t. I spent the last day with Lisa. I’ve learned a lot about her. She’s got a lot of information, a lot of good information, that you just might need, and we’ll start, you know, as I’ve said, marriage is the leading cause of divorce. That’s not my line, I stole that from somebody who I don’t remember who it is, but you know I say 50% of the marriages fail. And I’ve been married for 30 years, not consecutively, so I’ve been through a divorce, and I’m sitting here thinking, so when you’re dealing with – what information do you want to get out? Because obviously you’re going to say I put on a divorce conference, and your spouse goes, where are you going today, I’m going to a divorce conference, and it’s not gonna work out really well for that…

Lisa: Exactly, I’ve really, really struggled with how do I market getting my knowledge out to the general public. Of course getting this information to the attorneys is a little bit easier. I can market to them. If it’s what they’re doing on a day-to-day basis hopefully they will search me out or come to a presentation so they can be better educated to better help their clients. Reaching the client base, reaching the public themselves, is a little bit more of a struggle because, like you said, who wants to admittedly go to a conference or presentation on divorce. Of course you say I’m going to learn about this for a friend, yeah that doesn’t really fly either

Peter: [laughs]

Lisa: So how do I deal with that? I have done some presentations that are focused on dealing with financial crisis

Peter: Okay.

Lisa: and looking at, you know, what you need to do beforehand, maybe so you can be better prepared for any kind of financial crisis, whether it be divorce or death or disability in the family, anything that’s going to impact the financial situation. A lot of the things upfront that you can plan for are going to be the same in any of those situations, so it’s getting that knowledge out. It’s educating people so they aren’t caught blindsided. Now that being said, there are some issues very specific to divorce that if you don’t understand may come back to bite you at the end of the day. When you’re doing the divorce settlement, when you’re splitting assets, when you’re looking at those asset valuations. Something as simple as who’s entitled to claim the kids on the tax return, it may seem intuitive but it’s not. There’s very specific rules. Unfortunately some of the attorneys, many of the attorneys, don’t really realize that, and just because something’s written in a divorce agreement that doesn’t always trump. Unfortunately the IRS wins many times and you have to follow their rules, and it’s unfortunate that a lot of attorneys either don’t know some of this information or don’t know to seek out the expertise. I can tell you I’ve had people who kind of refrain from reaching out to get that assistance, just because of the costs involved. I can tell you, at the end of the day, whatever it’s going to cost to hire me to look at this upfront, to look over a divorce agreement, to sit down and consult with splitting up of the assets, is going to be a lot less expensive, possibly, than what you’re going to end up spending in taxes at the end of the day because you didn’t realize what the tax consequences were going to be. I’ve more than once seen somebody that thought because they got a certain asset, they’re going to be able to cash out that asset and have X amount of money, not realizing there are taxes to be paid on that transaction and they end up with a whole lot less than they thought they would, and of course they’re screaming, that’s not fair, my attorney said, well sorry your attorney didn’t look and didn’t do you justice by looking into what the details were going to be and how that was going to end.

Peter: You said that the overall cost by hiring usual, for the most part, will be less than if they didn’t hire you and the their tax bill at the end of the day. So I look at, because I’m trying to change the word cost, an investment in your time could save them money in the long run?

Lisa: Absolutely. Just a real quick story: I had a new client come to me. She had asked their joint CPA for some advice. She wasn’t quite sure that he had given her the right advice on a tax situation. They had finalized the divorce, so she got my name from somebody else, came to me, and she had some stock options that she was going to sell as a result of the divorce. That was the part of the divorce agreement, whatever that net from selling, whatever the net cash received, half of it was to go to the husband, which was fine except nobody took into consideration that after she sold that there would be a tax consequence to that. She ended up owning an additional $22,000 in tax as a result of that transaction that she wouldn’t have had the divorce agreement been written a little bit different, if things had been split a little bit different, and so now she’s having to go back to court and incur additional attorneys fees to try to get the money back from the ex-husband to offset that cost of additional $22,000 in tax.

Peter: Wow, that could be, one, a lot of time

Lisa: Yes.

Peter: And two, that money is already spent.

Lisa: It is. You know, it came out of her pocket and it would have been – maybe not real simple, but if we could address that upfront and pointed that out things could have been handled and structured possibly a lot different.

Peter: Okay so anybody who’s listening who’s thinking about or in the middle of divorce, especially if you’re from the Tulsa area, you better look up Lisa. Outside of that you can still find Lisa, I’ll have her information on the website, how to contact her, but it’s making sure that your attorney and your CPA, or your specialized CPA, are communicating in a manner that the divorce decree is awarded in a way to help both of you put yourself in a better tax position than without having that advice.

Lisa: Exactly. There are many times I will be hired as a joint consultant so that I am advising both parties in a divorce so they both get the same information so they’re both better educated and understand what the outcome is going to be if they divide assets a certain way. Understanding what the true value of an asset is. Like I said, even something as simple as how are we going to file our tax return this year. You know, what filing status do we use, who gets to claim the exemptions for the kids, who get certain tax credits. By moving some exemptions from one parent to the other sometimes there’s some tax credits that get lost, and even though you may be using the CPA, if that CPA is not familiar with some of the very specific aspects related to divorce they’re going to miss that and it may end up costing you additional tax.

Peter: And keep going back to who’s getting the chickens.

Lisa: [laughs] Yes there is that.

Peter: Let’s take a different course, because in your introduction you said you got into accounting because you didn’t like dealing with people and you want to sit behind your desk and look at the computer.

Lisa: Exactly.

Peter: And then in your background you say you deal with people a lot and you’re doing presentations.

Lisa: Yes.

Peter: And we’re having this conversation, we’re actually look at each other in the eye versus our shoes, because you know the introverted accountant from the extrovert accountant? The introvert account, when they’re talking to you, looks at their shoes. The extrovert one looks at your shoes. So we’re actually making eye contact and stuff. So how did you change that philosophy? How did you change that way of working, realizing that you’re in the relationship building business. Very technical, but it involves building relationships.

Lisa: It was not by choice, no.

Peter: [laughs]

Lisa: I jumped into it when I started doing the business valuation work working with attorneys, which had led to the divorce work, which led to working with spouses that were going through a divorce, and it’s amazing how much, especially with sometimes working with women, you become more than just their CPA, you become very involved and I have been to court just to hold their hand. Not for any other reason but I think it’s that interaction – having to interact with people, having to understand people, having to communicate – and in testifying in court, having to take the knowledge I have and break it down for the judge to understand, for a jury to understand, for the parties involved to understand, one, to alleviate some of the arguing. And as far as the presentations, was I terrified to do it? Yes. Am I still? Yes.

Peter: Yes, And. Yes, And.

Lisa: Yes, and. Yes, there is no but. I am so sorry.

Peter: [laughs]

Lisa: Yes I’m still terrified and I know I have it, I have knowledge and I have a skill set that I want to share with people. If I’m not presenting it, it’s not getting out there. So it’s worth having that fear initially. Once I get going I’m fine, but it’s worth having that initial terror – more than fear – of getting in front of people, but I know at the end of the day they walk away better with more knowledge. They were way better educated. I’ve given them something, I’ve given them tools.

Peter: But you also said in our conversation that this terror leading up to it, when you’re done, you always say, “Well it wasn’t that bad.”

Lisa: No it never was that bad.

Peter: But you’re telling yourself, and I understand that you’re telling yourself all the things that could go wrong vs possibly could go right and and and stuff.

Lisa: Absolutely.

Peter: So was it practice over time? Did you take any courses, public speaking courses or anything like that, to help in your presentation skills? Your public speaking?

Lisa: No, the only public speaking course I took was my freshman year in college, and I think it made a B because I didn’t want to present, I just wanted to write.

Peter: So they gave you before not presenting, wow I could have an a-plus-plus.

Lisa: I did present, I probably just did a really, really bad job at it.

Peter: So you’re much more of a writer than a presenter back then.

Lisa: Yes.

Peter: But you’ve had to adapt to different situations. Well I look at it so as your role increased, as your experience increased, it became less technical knowledge but taking that technical knowledge and translating it into a language somebody else could understand, It sounds like you just forced yourself to do it.

Lisa: I did. And it started some also going back to school. I love to learn, I love going to school. If I could get paid to go to school I would. Unfortunately I can’t, so I took it a little bit different Avenue and I taught a few undergrad, a few graduate level online classes. The online classes were okay because there wasn’t that interaction, but it was also not having that interaction with people that made it very, very difficult to teach.

Peter: Mm, yes.

Lisa: Some learned very quickly, it’s much better having that one-on-one interaction, being able to demonstrate something. I took some of what I learned there, took it to the next level in developing presentations, and I think by having a PowerPoint presentation and being able to break everything down and knowing that it’s something I really truly know very well, it’s a very strong knowledge base of mind that I’m explaining. It comes very easy to explain that.

Peter: Okay.

Lisa: So I don’t have that fear, it’s just the fear being in front of people, but I know what I’m saying I know very well.

Peter: So you’re extremely knowledgeable. You’re not so much afraid of the way out type of question because you’ve already pretty much addressed that in some way, shape or form. So you could go in, really, without a PowerPoint presentation, and say okay, what questions do you have, and more or less be able to do that type of presentation because of that thorough knowledge.

Lisa: Unless I totally panicked and forgot everything I know, yes.

Peter: [laughs] Unless you blacked out because I don’t have the powerpoint.

Lisa: [laughs] Yes.

Peter: The other question I had is you said that your husband’s in sales.

Lisa: Yes.

Peter: So he’s got the gift of gab in sales.

Lisa: He does.

Peter: Did he try to help you with this or did he just say okay just have at it now?

Lisa: No, because I don’t think he really understands what drives me to do it. He knows how much of an introvert I was, as I truly am. We started dating in high school so he saw the shy, introverted, nerdy person that I was, and I do revert back to that occasionally, but he’s also seen what that has developed into.

Peter: I think there’s a time of experience, maturity, that we can push through that shy. I think we all can. I just think it’s the ability that we want to do that and get past that. I mean I was very much a very shy individual, and I still at times at social gathers will feel it kick in and I’ll just take it like a step back and say, no no no, just plow through the wall and just what’s the worst thing that – well I’ll just leave it there. [laughs]

Lisa: There are.

Peter: Yeah, I do use my filter much better these days than I did way back in the day, but I’ve learned a lot through that and learned to accept failure and learn from it just in order to get better bit.

Lisa: But – no, no buts – and I’m still learning.

Peter: [laughs]

Lisa: It’s taking that knowledge and the fact that I can give that to people. I love giving people the skills to be able to make decisions. I never want to direct people to make a certain decision, but I want to give them the tools and the knowledge. I want to educate people. I want them to be able to make good decisions. If I can do that through presentations, I would love to. One-on-one consulting with clients, knowing that I am helping them make better decisions, is really what I’m working toward.

Peter: So I hear a passion.

Lsa: Absolutely.

Peter: And there it is again. [laughs] But I do hear that passion, and a lot of times in social settings, a lot of times in public speaking presentation, that passion trumps everything else. That passion helps fuel that need to share this information, because like you said you want to help people. There’s obviously a monetary piece to this, but just listening I don’t think that’s the main driver. I think that’s a component of it but I think the main driver is how much you want to help people, and having to avoid unnecessary costs –

Lisa: Yes.

Peter – unnecessary tax, when it could be structured in a way that would protect them at a lower investment. You would be a lower cost than tax in the long run.

Lisa: That’s a good summary.

Peter: In my mind, that’s the ideal partner in any type of firm. We’re not in a transaction business, we’re in a relationship-building business. We should always keep that content, that knowledge, close to our chest. The more that you can share that information, whether it be through public speaking, whether it be through articles, whether it be through newsletters or whatever, and not charge for it, that’s an attraction because that helps increase your level of authority. And when you get to that level of authority people start gravitating, but it takes a lot of time, a lot of energy, in order to start gaining traction with that.

Lisa: It does. I would love to say I am, that this is just out there and everybody knows who I am and when they have a divorce problem or an IRS problem they come to me. We’re not there yet, but it is gaining traction. I am getting more and more referrals from other clients who have had a divorce situation that now know somebody that are referring clients to me. I’m also getting more and more of a client base with people that are struggling with IRS problems: IRS notices for delinquent taxes; IRS notices for taxes they didn’t know they owed, due to an ex-spouse sometimes; IRS issues due the fact they didn’t file tax returns for a number of years. So that is another smaller niche area that I do quite a bit of work in, which is also stemming somewhat from the divorce arena because, unfortunately, in a divorce situation there’s financial issues, one of the spouses maybe isn’t quite forthcoming on everything and then there ends up being taxes that weren’t paid, things that weren’t reported, and now you’ve got this ex-spouse that is liable for this outstanding tax bill. And then there are ways to handle that, there are ways to relieve that liability, sometimes, for that spouse, but in doing that, because I guess I kind of have a little bit of a reputation for cleaning up IRS tax messes, I also deal with non divorce-related tax issues. But to me that’s helping still helping people. It’s helping people with a problem overcome the problem, acknowledging there’s a problem and figure out how to tackle the problem. We don’t always make it go away entirely, but we find a solution.

Peter: Finding a solution. That’s that’s the key. I like how you worded it earlier, to the fact that I’m trying to educate and help them, because you don’t direct but you want to give them enough tools, enough knowledge, so when they’re in this situation they can make better decisions, or at least know, I don’t remember Lisa talking about this, let’s pick up the phone and give her a call and use you as some type of counsel. I also wrote down in my notes that when you were going to the courthouse with a client just to be there to hold their hand or whatever. I went that’s a huge amount of empathy that you are helping with your client, and empathy is something that maybe our profession doesn’t do enough of. Empathizing with the person in the other shoes. I don’t know – some people I talk to it’s not part of their vocabulary, and I think those who do and it’s part of the vocabulary in building this type of relationship build stronger relationships with their clients than others who do not, because empathy is huge.

Lisa: I do. I try. You do sometimes have to find that fine line between being there twenty-four/seven but also being available when they need it, and that partially, probably, comes from the very first divorce I worked in. We’re sitting in the attorney’s conference room, husband and wife. We’re sitting there, they’ve been married for a number of years, and the awful things that were coming out of that husband’s mouth about the wife. I thought, how in the world were they ever married, how in the world could he ever say he loved her, and I thought I can’t do this job. I cannot cannot listen to this. I cannot be a part of this. And at that moment I can either walk away and not do any of this or I can be there to help people through this. So maybe that is part of the empathy, knowing what they’re going through, that they’ve got a lot of other struggles other than just the financial struggle.

Peter: Yeah. Yes, there are a lot of other struggles, as anybody who’s in the audience who has been through a divorce knows. There’s a lot of emotion that’s going on. A lot of raw emotion that’s going on, and the ability to separate negotiations from these types of conversations, to really get the emotion out and just work with the facts tends to go a longer way, but still having that empathy for that person, knowing that they’re coming to you, but there’s a lot behind them that you might not be seeing, and that even just holding their hand or giving him a hug goes a long way.

Lisa: It does, and I think it’s part of that – seeing a litigated divorce, and a very nasty litigated divorce – that’s also let me to become very involved with a group in Tulsa, Oklahoma. There’s a collaborative divorce group. It is a group of attorneys, financial professionals and mental health professionals, and in a nutshell it is non-litigated divorce. You agree from the very beginning that this is not going to go to trial, is not going to be litigated. If someone should through the process decide to litigate it, any parties that you’ve been using can no longer be involved in the divorce process. It’s just a much nicer way of handling the divorce. It’s easier on the parties, easier on the children. Everybody’s a lot more forthcoming and things tend to work easier.

Peter: And this is what again?

Lisa: It’s called collaborative divorce.

Peter: Never heard about that one but that’s interesting. It does sound like a kinder, gentler type of a divorce vs the litigation, the nastiness, and and when I think of litigation, the nastiness that surrounds a divorce, I go immediately to Wedding Crashers, the opening scene where they just call each other these terrible names but once they were able to take the emotion out of it and just stick to kind of the facts, things worked out.

Lisa: Right, and not not to get off subject but in a collaborative divorce, you know, everybody that is involved, all the professionals, have been trained. They have been through hours of training on this process. Everybody’s on the same page. Everybody’s working together.

Peter: Maybe that’s the way of divorces. We’re working together towards a common goal, all the while knowing that we will be separated at some point. At least being civil, because in most cases you’ve got children involved. Yeah it does leave a scar on a lot of children and stuff. So to see mom and dad divorced in a kinder, gentler way,

Lisa: Yes.

Peter: Hopefully that’s the wave of the future.

Lisa: We’re trying to make it that way. I’d love if everybody could do this. Of course it doesn’t work for everybody. Some people are just going to want to fight and be nasty and not be forthcoming and that’s just going to happen, but for those that it could work for it’s a much better way, and because you also have a financial person involved you know there’s somebody there working with both parties as a neutral on some of the financial issues.

Peter: Wow. I don’t know about you guys but I’ve now been schooled in the areas of tax, divorce, and you know it’s a very niche market but it is a very – I said marriage is a leading cause of divorce, and if you’re thinking about going with her divorce or in the process of one, just know that you might need a little bit more information. I will have all the information, if you’re in Tulsa or if you’re not in Tulsa, on how to contact Lisa and her firm to maybe help you along. An investment in her may save you a lot of money in the long run. Lisa, once again thank you so very much. I’ve enjoyed this conversation much more so than I thought when we first started, because, one, the fascination of your background, and, two, how you’re out there and really, truly have this passion for trying to help people, which is a great thing. So once again, thank you for being here. I greatly appreciate it.

Lisa: And thank you. I greatly appreciate the opportunity and I love sharing what I’m passionate about.

Peter: Cool. Well Lisa, before we wrap up this podcast I like to let my audience get to know the person just a little bit better, so I’ve come up with ten quick kind of rapid-fire questions I’d like you to answer. Are you up for this?

Lisa: Sure.

Peter: Okay, she says that with not a lot of confidence.

Lisa: No, no confidence at all.

Peter: [laughs] By the way, just for full transparency, I forgot to ask these questions when I was at Tulsa and we were doing this face-to-face so now we’re doing it over FaceTime, and when I asked Lisa what she was doing today she said she was at work answering IRS notices, and she said that she can find a fun way to answer IRS notices, which absolutely made me laugh. So just a little transparency with what’s going on in her life today, and she’s smiling and she’s answering IRS notices.

Lisa: I guess you have to find the entertainment value, otherwise it would just be a very mundane, boring day.

Peter: I think you should write a column, an article or a book – maybe that’s the title of a book that you can get out: How To Make IRS Notices Entertaining.

Lisa: Entertaining, yes. I wouldn’t say fun. Entertaining, yes.

Peter: Okay, first question: chicken-fried steak or chicken-fried chicken?

Lisa: Both

Peter: Okay, I’m afraid to ask this but what’s the difference between chicken-fried steak and chicken-fried chicken?

Lisa: Chicken-fried steak the meat is steak, it’s beef. Chicken-fried chicken is chicken.

Peter: It’s chicken, okay.

Lisa: They’re just cooked the same way.

Peter: The reason why I asked this question is because on my trip to Tulsa I got introduced to chicken-fried steak at a restaurant that claims that they’re the best in Tulsa, and quite frankly it was very very good, but both of them require gravy, right?

Lisa: Right, yes. Absolutely.

Peter: Can’t have it without gravy.

Lisa: No.

Peter: Then it’s just nothing.

Lisa: No you wouldn’t eat it without gravy.

Peter: You wouldn’t eat it without gravy. Then if you eat it without gravy you can use it to keep your table from wobbling.

Lisa: Absolutely.

Peter: What’s your favorite movie?

Lisa: That’s hard and there’s lots of them but American Graffiti and Top Gun.

Peter: American Graffiti. Wow, okay. I get Top Gun, but it is not too many people, women especially, who say, I really never like Top Gun and all, especially the volleyball scene, I really didn’t like that.

Lisa: Yeah, no.

Peter: Yeah my wife keeps that on a loop. Who’s your favorite actor or actress?

Lisa: Richard Gere.

Peter: Richard Gere. An Officer and a Gentleman.

Lisa: Yeah but he was too young.

Peter: What’s one of his more recent ones that you’ve seen?

Lisa: I absolutely can’t remember at the moment.

Peter: [laughs] She drew a blank.

Lisa: I did.

Peter: Next question: Coke or Pepsi?

Lisa: Coke.

Peter: Cheers or Family Ties?

Lisa: Cheers.

Peter: Halloween or Thanksgiving?

Lisa: Halloween.

Peter: I knew that one. [laughs] Oh here’s a good one for you. The golden driller or the golden arches?

Lisa: The golden driller of course.

Peter: Of course. Golden driller is a big statue in Tulsa of a golden driller.

Lisa: Yes and his name is Derek. He’s Derek the Driller.

Peter: Derek the Driller.

Lisa: Yes.

Peter: Like Thomas the Train, but Derek the Driller.

Lisa: Mmm, kinda.

Peter: Kinda… different. [laughs]

Lisa: [laughs]

Peter: What’s your favorite boy band? [laughs]

Lisa: [laughs] I don’t know that I could have a favorite boy band.

Peter: [laughs] Okay, Madonna or Eminem?

Lisa: Madonna.

Peter: And the last question, outside of being on this podcast, what is one item on your bucket list that you wish you could check off sooner than later?

Lisa: A trip to Alaska.

Peter: A trip to Alaska. That would be fun.

Lisa: Yes.

Peter: See, it wasn’t that painful at all was it.

Lisa: No, it was much better than I anticipated.

Peter: And we got a great laugh out of it, so once again thank you for taking time and we will get this put into the podcast so everybody can also get a good laugh from it. Thank you very much Lisa.

Lisa: Thank you

 

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Ep. 19 – Judy Carter: Keynote Speaker, Coach, & Author Of “The Message Of You”

I’m extremely excited to bring you today’s guest, Judy Carter. She is a keynote speaker, an incredible author, and an effective coach. She is also retired from an impressive career as a stand-up comedian.

To be completely transparent, Judy has been incredibly influential in my life and my career. One of her books, The Comedy Bible, is something that I have referred to many, many times throughout the years. More recently, Judy coached me in how to better perform comedy and present stories.

Judy’s newest book, The Message of You, shares a lot of what she taught me as a coach. Judy believes that we all have a great story to share that reflects the experiences we have had, but we have to learn how to identify the important moments in our life and draft an interesting narrative around them.

“We all have this attitude that our life is absolute, random and chaotic, and in reading my book The Message of You people find that it’s not random, it’s not chaotic. That you actually have a message in your life and everyday you’re living that message, and you have something in your stories and what you’ve gone through that, if you share, can really help other people and create a ripple effect of inspiration.”

One challenge that I faced, and that many public speakers face, is the desire to maintain a personal distance from the audience by withholding personal information. However, Judy says, “you can’t spell message without your mess, M-E-S-S, and you can’t see the mess in your life without age, A-G-E.”

To take action on this advice, Judy also offers The Message of You Journal: Finding Extraordinary Stories in an Ordinary Day. It is a 21-Day Interactive Journal that will guide you to uncover the inspiring stories that occur in an ordinary day before they slip through your fingers. If you want to take it one step further, Judy also offers online workshops that will help you get paid to share your story.

“It’s truly how you deliver your information that’s important, and if you can deliver it in a way that touches people, it makes people laugh, they’ll retain it better and they’ll stay awake, and they’ll so appreciate you.”

Judy has an incredible giveaway for a few of you. She is willing to share some of the comedy formulas she uses in her coaching and her course with the first three people from the Improv is no Joke audience who email her at Free@JudyCarter.com.

“Take command of your life story. Take command of The Message of You and find your message now. Find that message now. Find it, and use it to become an influencer in the world.”

I greatly appreciate Judy coming on the show. She was very generous to share her time with us and she shared some really powerful stories. I highly recommend picking up The Comedy Bible if you have any interest in performing comedy, and picking up The Message of You to start sharing your story better.

 

 

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Peter: Hey everybody I’m almost speechless that I’m so excited to have a guest today on my podcast, Judy Carter. I’ll let her tell you about her background and stuff, but first and foremost I know how busy she is, and for her to carve out this time to be part of this podcast, I’m so grateful for you doing this. I thank you so very much and I’m looking forward to our conversation.

Judy: Oh yeah well we are having the conversation right now. Thank you, Peter. I gotta say to you listening, when I met Peter, he came to me and he said, you know Judy, I really want to speak. I’m already speaking, but I don’t know, people seem to use my trainings to take a little nap, and he said, can I be funnier? And I went, so you’re an accountant, I’m not sure about that. You know, and with all due respect, I love accountants. I love my accountant, they keep things organized, but they’ve never had me rolling on the floor in laughter, okay. Mostly rolling on the floor in pain when I see their bill. [laughs]

Peter: [laughs]

Judy: But then, Peter, you were such a delight to work with, just an absolute delight, and from working with Peter I developed these formulas and now I know that they work. Because Peter you went out there, you got laughs, and I also showed you how to tell stories, and now when you speak I know things have been going on with you. What’s been going on?

Peter: Things have been great. Judy was a coach of mine for a while, actually I met her at the NSA Laugh Lab. I went up to her, and I have her Comedy Bible and I’ve referred to it many times, but I was having a hard time making accountants laugh, and I remember I said that to you after I introduced myself, and you just looked at me and said, “maybe like a movie trailer. I tell you, why don’t tonight you go write a movie trailer about accountants and we’ll talk about it tomorrow,” so I did go do my homework and the next day we’re sitting, and there’s like 100 people, and there’s a guy in there that’s got like 27 Emmys. I mean there’s some hitters in this room. Judy gets up to start her session and she stops and says, “Hey, where’s my accountant?” and I raise my hand and she says, “Did you do your homework?” and I went yes, and she says, “Get up here and let’s try it out.” I almost wet myself.

Judy: [laughs]

Peter: I was I was so intimidated, and I get up there and I was shaking crazily but I don’t think anybody saw it and delivered and I got some laughs from it, but from that we were able to start really developing it. Now if she was able to get me to do that, I gotta have this lady to help me, and she did. She knocked it out the park. I can’t begin to thank her enough for all that she’s done for my career and helping develop stories, and like I said I’ve had the comedy Bible forever and I refer to it often. I have it in hardback and have it on my iPad.

Judy: Oh my goodness. You know I’m trying to get my Bible and put it in all the hotel rooms. What do you think?

Peter: I think it’s a great idea. Yeah, right next to the the big Bible.

Judy: Right, now how fun would that be, like I need a little inspiration, you know, and then you open it up and there’s the comedy Bible. Okay, maybe I’ll just get some laughs.

Peter: Okay, you know what, sometimes crazy ideas lead into something bigger, and I bet you could get a hotel chain to be a little edgy, maybe.

Judy: No, I don’t think so.

Peter: [laughs]

Judy: I don’t think so. Probably shouldn’t even go here. [laughs]

Peter: That’s that’s why I like not really have any questions and just improving a whole interview, but the one question I do have is, can you give the audience a little bit about Judy Carter? A little about your background, what you’re currently doing.

Judy: Well, like most comics of course, I had a difficult childhood. I don’t think you can find any comic who hasn’t had a difficult childhood, and one thing we comics all have in common is that we see things that are problematic, we see things that are messes, we look at someone yelling at us and, like normal people who just go oh my god this is horrible, we comics in some part of ourselves go, “this is material.”

Peter: Right.

Judy: And I built that into a career as a stand-up comic. I was the opening act, you know mostly comics open for a star, and I got to travel with Prince who was incredible, and open for him. I traveled the world performing. I did did my shows for the Israeli army in Hebrew, although I didn’t know Hebrew, I just memorize it, so they were screaming, I’m sure, insults, or the Hebrew equivalent of, “You suck,” and I’m going thank you, because it’s really good you don’t understanding the language. Yeah that was a disaster. Anyway, I did that for 17 years and and then I had an episode where I just didn’t want to do it anymore. You know these things happen in life where you just maybe realize that working for drunks and coming home and feeling like, you know, I just smoked two packs of cigarettes because in those days they didn’t have no smoking, and I just want to do something else, and that’s when I wrote a book called Stand-Up Comedy: The Book. I wrote it and I was so excited and then was rejected by 59 agents. It was finally accepted – You only have to find one person, people, those of you who write a book –

Peter: Right

Judy: Anyway, I found one, my one person, and it got published by Random House. One other woman, like, really liked the book. Maybe you’ve heard of her, Peter? I don’t know, Oprah?

Peter: Oh like the big O

Judy: Let me give you her last name, Winfrey.

Peter: Oh, got it. Got it.

Judy: Alright, yeah, because nobody knows Oprah. So how many Oprahs are there, right? So she had my book next to her bosom, and like everything else he’ll next to her bosom and it just like took off. And then I started to teach comedy and so many people went through my workshop. Seth Rogen started his career at my workshop. So many people. Like, every time I go to comedy club: Oh I used your book, I read many since then, and then I started getting calls from the corporations. Corporations started coming and going, hey can you help us lighten up the workplace and help us to decrease stress, and then I became a stress reduction speaker.

Peter: [laughs]

Judy: I figure I’m not a nurse, although sometimes at night when I like to dress like one but that’s another story, so anyway I became a stress reduction speaker and I am speaking for FedEx and Johnson & Johnson and Procter & Gamble, and and then again traveling the world doing comedy workshops, and now my latest book came out called The Message of You because all these comics started hearing me speak, and they’re going like, wait a second, you get out there and you just speak for an hour and they pay you all that money, really? Really you’re not staying like a cockroach infested company condo? Really? You’re staying at the Four Seasons? What? So I wrote this book called The Message of You because I really realized that everyone, even accountants, are doing what they do in life – people think like I just fell into this or I just fell into my job or, you know, I’m a comic just because, I don’t know, it just kind of happened. We all have this attitude that our life is absolute, random and chaotic, and in reading my book The Message of You people find that it’s not random, it’s not chaotic. That you actually have a message in your life and everyday you’re living that message, and you have something in your stories and what you’ve gone through that, if you share, can really help other people and create a ripple effect of inspiration, and so I wrote this book and then I created university and online – I don’t use the word university anymore –

Peter: I wonder why [laughs]

Judy: I wonder why [laughs]. So I have an online workshop, we launched at the beginning of the year, we’ve had the winter quarter and the spring quarter and it’s been wildly successful. Matter of fact, one person just went through and got her first five-thousand-dollar gig, and that’s TheMessageOfYou.com. There I’m done with my spiel about who I am and I’m totally caught up.

Peter: Great, and I will be a testament for both of her books, and I don’t know if I shared this story with you or not, but in February I did some stand-up for a friend of mine in Detroit and he does a lot of theater, a little sketch comedy, with this theater group that he has, but he was going to do stand up that night with me. When I got to Michigan we were talking about it, and I didn’t realize she’d never done stand-up before, so I asked him, so what are you using to write? He said I bought this book called The Comedy Bible, he said I read it inside and out and upside down.

Judy: [laughs]

Peter: I told him to be careful, because you know the difference between stand-up comedy and heroin is? He goes, what? I said you can’t quit stand up when you start getting those laughs.

Judy: [laughs]

Peter: You could always quit heroin.

Judy: Oh that is great, I haven’t heard that. Where did you hear that all?

Peter: Oh, I heard that years ago. I use it all the time.

Judy: Oh, okay.

Peter: Because a person like myself, who is a frustrated comic, that I still want to do stand-up, I still try to do stand-up, and I guess I can’t quit because, especially when you get that belly laugh. When you really get that belly laugh. But that second book, The Message of You, when we met in Las Vegas you hadn’t published the book and it was still in process, but the coaching that we went through at the time basically mirrors the book, because I ended up buy the book once it was released, and read it, and I was like, okay, this is everything she’s teaching me. Now if you’re looking for a coach that will give it to you straight, will not fluff it up and be nice and just hit you right between the eyes, get Judy to coach you because that was our agreement through the period of time that we worked. I want the feedback. I want constructive criticism. Don’t sugarcoat it, and she goes, are you sure, because I can be kind of blunt. [laughs]

Judy: You know you’re making me sound sort of like a comedy dominatrix, I don’t know if I like this.

Peter: [laughs] No, no, I just I just really appreciated that you gave it to me straight. You’re an excellent, excellent teacher. I guess from my perspective, you know, I don’t want to sugarcoat it, especially from somebody who’s got the experience that you have and all the things that you’ve done, the people that you’ve coached over the years, and you did it. Do you remember teaching me how to tell a story? Mr. Chronological you kept calling me.

Judy: Oh yes yes yes. Well here, let’s talk about storytelling a little bit. I mean, most people tell a story as a data dump: this happened then this happened then this happened then this happened this happened, and even if the things that are happening are interesting they don’t finesse the story in such a way to make a dramatic or funny or set it up, draw people in, and all of that.

Peter: Right.

Judy: I remember the issue you had, which was that you know you didn’t want to reveal anything particularly personal about your life, your family, and certainly anything that makes us look less attractive is the messes in our life, and yet as I say in my courses, you can’t spell message without your mess. M-E-S-S, the first four letters, and you can’t see the mess in your life without age, A-G-E. So that’s hard. A lot of people just want to say, “and then I got really successful,” but they don’t want to like go into the point of when they were struggling and when, perhaps, they didn’t feel hopeful and they didn’t know what to do and they were in a real mess, and that’s what makes people interesting. And I remember that revealed a story about your family and when things weren’t going so right and and how there was a time in your life where you realized something, and I call that your Eureka moment, and when we go through our life and in The Message of You I show you how to go through your life and find that Eureka moment where things change, and then you know what you’ve gone through, really, is something that has value for other people.

Peter: And all transparency, when you were telling me about this, I was going, “okay, okay,” but honestly I didn’t believe it. I really didn’t. I followed your formula, and at times it was like a therapy session, you know. I talked about the time and a hole in my heart and talked about my son with the ADHD and whatever, but you taught me how to tell that story, how to bring people in, have it up and down, and you said you will change lives by doing this, and I gave it lip service. I went, Yes, And okay, but I can tell you that that keynote address that you helped me write, Embrace your Inner Superhero, I’ve had more people come up to me afterwards to say, yeah, I wish I had listened more to what my kid was saying vs shoving my agenda on him, because, you know, I had a cousin like this, or actually that speech inspired me to write the book, and one participant who got my book wrote to me two or three days afterwards and said, when you talk about your son and ADHD, we had the same issue with our son but we’ve dismissed the idea that he could have ADHD. However after reading your book, we’re going to explore it, and I followed up with this person about two months later, and yeah his world has changed dramatically, and I owe all of that to you.

Judy: Wow, well thank you. I should have charged you more.

Peter: [laughs] Yeah, I’m glad I’m talking about this now then. The CPA part of me does come out at times – think we, we talked about storytelling, and we think about CEOs or our controllers or whatever, we live in a very fact-driven world, and when you’re telling a story with just data nobody’s paying attention.

Judy: Yes

Peter: But if you can weave a story in with the data it becomes much more powerful, and the tools that you taught me I still use to this day. And when I’m talking to people in my courses I’m crafting a story around it, around the data, if it is data driven, in order to make that impact, and I know I was not that successful prior to spending that time with you.

Judy: Well thank you Peter.

Peter: You’re welcome. Checks in the mail. [laughs]

Judy: [laughs]

Peter: So the the online workshop is a success. You’re taking on students a lot. The book has been a success, and I went up to your website today and you have The Message of You journal. Can you talk about what the journal piece is?

Judy: Yeah, well the subtitle a title that is Finding Extraordinary Stories in an Ordinary Day. You know I very often get calls from politicians, their agents, going, oh god can you help this candidate, they’re telling the same old story all the time, and we get to a certain age where we we have these stories, and we’re not even living our life anymore because we go to tell the story, it’s always back to some dramatic event, and I wrote The Message of You journal because I started to keep a journal and it was really boring and I lost interest in it. Look what I ate today, I gained another pound, oh gosh. Anyway, so it was boring, and so I wanted to create a journal way that I could capture what happens in a day and find the essential story of that day and find the message of that day, so I created this journal. It’s just a simple download from my website. If you go to JudyCarter.com you can download that, and it’s just a very simple way to go, what happened today, and find one moment in the day where something upset you, because we find that when things upset you they kind of hook into something that happened before, usually in your childhood, and from that we can glean a message, and we don’t have to wait for dramatic things to happen to us, because extraordinary events are happening every day, and when we can capture that it helps find exactly what is our legacy. Because if you lead an unexamined life, you’re going to end up on your deathbed going, “what the hell was all of that about?” and I want people to know what the hell that was all about now, before you die, because your message is going to be spoken, and it’s going to be spoken at your funeral. And you know, at your funeral, people are going to get up and tell stories about you, and then everybody will get this wonderful idea the kind of person you are, or you weren’t, and they’re not going to get it right so why not take command of your life. Take command of your life story. Take command of The Message of You and find your message now. Find that message now. Find it, and use it to become an influencer in the world. That sounded pretty good.

Peter: That sounded wonderful, actually. You got me really thinking about that. So it’s a daily journal but you’re looking for those areas of frustration, of being upset. So I flew out of O’hare yesterday,

Judy: Uh-huh.

Peter: There were a couple of areas that I was trying not to get upset about, TSA being one and, two, having to wait 45 minutes before we could actually take off, which set us behind getting here. So it’s looking at that, and then what do we do? Say that again, what do we do with that information once we’ve identified those events? We try to trace it back?

Judy: Well it’s a process, it’s a formula, where you ask yourself, anytime you get angry, when did I feel like this before? And we try and find the time in our life that happened to us, and that actually shows us what we’re committed to, and once you understand yourself a bit better – so perhaps you call it therapy.

Peter: [laughs]

Judy: What is therapy except knowledge about yourself? Understanding what motivates you, what rules you, because that’s power. I mean people go to therapy, I guess some of them, to be a narcissist and just be self involved. But a lot of people want self-knowledge so they can use it to be an influencer in the world and understand, so they’re able to answer that question, what do I want to do? You know, what I want to be when I grow up, really, and what kind of difference who I want to make in other people’s lives?

Peter: And I think as we get more seasoned in the workplace, and have some more experiences behind us, I think we do go into that point of, is it paying it forward, is it sharing the experiences or whatever, our mindset begins to change. I know has, that I want to try to, you know, help. It is part of the reason for the podcast: giving the information to those who are in the audience, and hopefully that helps them in their daily work, life, whatever, and I could see this helping my audience, in a sense of how many times do business leaders have to get into a presentation? and it doesn’t matter what the topic is–

Judy: Yeah

Peter: And if you can become more vulnerable ,and share as it relates to the topic at hand, I think that you gain a lot of respect or you’re seen in a completely different light, and you become human, I guess is the word. You’re seen as human. When we’re done I’m downloading the journal, and I’m gonna I’m gonna try it out because, as you said, trace it back. When was the last time you felt like this, I said in my mind, the Philadelphia airport, then let’s go back even further. LaGuardia, so but that’s – I mean seriously Judy, that’s pretty powerful stuff.

Judy: Thank you, thank you. Yeah, that’s why I did it.

Peter: Wow, so you went from a stand-up comic to really having a major impact on people’s lives. Did you ever think twenty-some-odd years ago that that would be your ultimate legacy?

Judy: No, I always am re-defining my life, because I actually did start as a magician.

Peter: That’s right.

Judy: You know, as the first woman ever to work The Magic Castle. It was kind of like all these guys, and what I found out was that I had to keep thinking of new magic tricks and oh and schlepping all those props, and one day when the airline didn’t bring my luggage I had to go on I started doing comedy, but then I found I really wanted to do some stories that weren’t particularly funny. That more had a heartfelt resonance, and comedy club wasn’t the place for that.

Peter: Right.

Judy: I mean I’m following a guy who’s just been spending, you know, pretty much the last half hour talking about, you know, herpes, and other lower chakra things, and you know something smelled like fish, and it’s like I’m following this and I just started to go, I think I’ve done this and now I want to expand, so now I started to bring comedy to unusual places like the corporate market, and they love me. They drank me like they were thirsty, you know, really, seriously, they had so many speakers who are just boring and data and and people don’t – they respond to emotion not data.

Peter: Right.

Judy: I really enjoy coaching people who are sort of what I call techies, you know people who have the death by PowerPoint slideshow with all the bullet points on them, and their information is good. I’m not saying it’s not good. People have great information. But it’s truly how you deliver your information that’s important, and if you can deliver it in a way that touches people, it makes people laugh, they’ll retain it better and they’ll stay awake, and they’ll so appreciate you.

Peter: You hit all three of them right on the head. Yeah, as you know I’m the Chief Edutainment Officer of my business, because I believe to educate you need to entertain in order to retain, and the more that we can engage that audience, the more that we can make them laugh, the more that we can communicate. It’s not a presentation, it’s a conversation.

Judy: Absolutely.

Peter: So the whole change in the mindset, the more response you get from your audience positive, and just the ability because to speak to an audience of CPAs, whether it’s an hour or eight, and to keep them awake the whole time is magical. [laughs]

Judy: Right.

Peter: Before I let you go, first, thank you very much and I’ll thank you again. But what I’m doing with my audience, as we close out the the episode, I’m doing 10 quick questions, just so we get to know you just a little bit better. You haven’t seen these questions and it’s from what I do know about you, albeit a little bit about you, but just to help the audience get to know you just a little bit better. So are you up for this?

Judy: Yeah, go ahead.

Peter: LA or New York City?

Judy: LA

Peter: Kevin Hart or Kevin Nealon?

Judy: Well I have to Kevin Nealon because I personally am friends with him.

Peter: [laughs] What’s your favorite movie?

Judy: Groundhog Day, I can watch a movie over and over again.

Peter: [laughs] What’s your favorite restaurant?

Judy: Ah gosh, well any restaurant who makes a good dirty martini is good, as far as I’m concerned. But a really good dirty martini – really cold in a big glass and just the right amount of dirt in it.

Peter: Just the right amount of dirt in it. Not mud, just dirt.

Judy: Mhm.

Peter: The Comedy Store or the Gotham Comedy Club?

Judy: Oh boy, you’re putting me in an awkward position. [laughs]

Peter: You can claim the fifth if you like.

Judy: Claiming the fifth on that one.

Peter: [laughs] Favorite actor or actress?

Judy: Oh my goodness favorite actor or actress. Well, you know what, I’m going to go back – way, way back – because when I was a little – like really, really, really, really, really young – and the first person I saw on TV that I fell in love with that made me realize that a woman could be on TV and be funny was Gracie Allen.

Peter: Oh wow. While you described it I thought it was Lucille Ball.

Judy: No, it wasn’t Lucille Ball, it was Gracie Allen, because she just stood with George Burns and and it was a dynamic where she was the star and he was the second banana, so unlike life. And I like that it was a husband-wife team where she was getting all the attention, the laughs, which is very different than my family, and I just loved her instantly.

Peter: That’s great. What’s your favorite joke that you’ve created?

Judy: Oh, that’s a hard one. I mean, what’s my fav– Oh, I got one! My favorite joke that I created was a joke that actually got used by Senator Barbara Boxer, our senator in our state of California, and it was a joke about compassionate conservatism, and they’re trying to find a way to knock it but you know it’s hard to make funny, so I wrote, “yeah I think compassionate conservatism means that just as many people are going to the electric chair but now it’s going to have lumbar support,”

Peter: [laughs] That’s funny.

Judy: Yeah, yeah, it’s supposed to be funny. But I’m proud of that joke because it was used for a cause.

Peter: That’s great. Okay, I have to quit laughing. Jimmy Fallon or Johnny Carson?

Judy: Jimmy Fallon, because Johnny Carson – I won’t even go into it.

Peter: Alright, number 9: Do you prefer dogs or six-toed cats?

Judy: Oh my god, in front of my dog and my cats, you’re gonna make me answer that? I don’t think I can because there’s going to be revenge, there’s going to be pee in some kind of place that it shouldn’t be.

Peter: [laughs] Right, I didn’t realize that the kids were behind you, but I did my research and you do own six-toed cats, correct?

Judy: Yes, although I get a lose one of the toes in a divorce, but that’s another story.

Peter: Last question. What’s one thing that you haven’t checked off your bucket list that you would like to check off?

Judy: Well, and maybe somebody’s listening can help me with this, you know those planes that land on an aircraft carrier and they take off.

Peter: Yeah

Judy: With no runway? They just, I guess there’s this huge rubber man and just flings them into the air?

Peter: Yeah.

Judy: That’s on my bucket list.

Peter: You want to fly with or be a passenger in one of those?

Judy: Passenger, oh no I definitely don’t want to buy one. Absolutely not. That’s on my bucket list, but so many of the other things I’ve already done.

Peter: Okay well I know one of my audience members will be my uncle, a retired Colonel from the United States Air Force based out of San Antonio. We may be able to knock that one off for you.

Judy: Huh, oh my god, I wouldn’t put out because I’m not doing that anymore.

Peter: [laughs]

Judy: But I have performed, I will do a free show for the military, and I have done a lot of talks for the Air Force. They actually let me drive a simulator where it was like I was driving a plane and kept crashing it, but there were no consequences because it was just simulated, but yeah I love doing – especially if I’m coming down to a aircraft carrier where everybody’s cramped, there’s so much stress, they could use my talk, right?

Peter: Exactly.

Judy: I’ll get myself there. I just wanna ride on one of those. Okay, bucket list, can die now.

Peter: We can see if we can make that work for you. Judy, I can’t begin to thank you enough for everything. One, for taking time to be part of this. Two, for everything that you’ve helped me with in my career. I greatly appreciate it. I’m glad that we still stay in touch and you know if I can ever help you in any which way shape or form, all you gotta do is ask.

Judy: Well, you know what I want now. I just want to say I’m proud of you, because to be funny like you did you took risk, and if any of your listeners want to know some comedy formulas that I taught you I’ll give it to your listeners, three of them at least, for a free download. Just email Free@JudyCarter.com and you’ll get that, so you can just put that out there.

Peter: Wow, thank you so much. That’s very generous of you to have a giveaway to my audience, and I will make sure that information is also in the show notes and in the transcripts, so thank you again, Judy, for taking time. I always enjoy our conversations.

Judy: Alright Peter, take care. Bye-bye!

Peter: Bye, thank you.

 

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Ep. 18 – Mark Wyssbrod: CPA, Local Capitalist & President of Small Business CFO, Inc.

Today we’re speaking with Mark Wyssbrod, founder of the special firm Pro@ctive CPA and a local capitalist. He also invests in small businesses in a CFO role through a firm called Small Business CFO.

Mark was also awarded the Small Business Person of the Year by the Greater North Fulton Chamber of Commerce in 2013, the Public Service Award by the Georgia Society of CPAs in Spring of 2015, and was named in the Top 40 Under 40 list by the North Atlanta Business Post last Fall.

“Stop saying What If and start saying Yes, And.”

Mark started the firm because he wanted to help solve problems with a proactive mindset, as opposed to a reactive mindset. To learn to better solve problems proactively and communicate better with his clients, Mark spent some time studying Improv.

“If you can’t connect with your client, if they don’t understand your value proposition, if you can’t speak their language then you’re really just a bill to them … What you want to be is that confidant, what you want to be is that professional, that right hand arm – someone they could turn to not just in good times but in bad times to present solutions in ways that they could understand, so they could go implement them in their business.”

Mark has his hands in about five different small businesses, helping to do everything from unload shipments from China to bookkeeping to strategic planning to CFO. He is a strong proponent of helping local businesses plan for the future, and he takes his role as a local capitalist seriously. Mark doesn’t stay behind his desk. He gets up, gets his hands dirty and learns every aspect of the businesses he works with. He isn’t their accountant, he’s their confidant.

Getting out of behind your desk can be very beneficial, not just to you but for the the whole team.

If you want to learn more from Mark, he contributed Chapter 12, Pro-Solution Thinking, for Improv to Improve Your Business. It’s a wonderful book and I highly suggest picking up a copy.

I love when I get to talk to Mark and I greatly appreciate him coming on the show. He is a fountain of useful information, wonderful quotes and delightful stories that are sure to help any business person think more proactively and communicate more effectively.

 

 

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Improv Is No Joke – Episode 18 – Mark Wyssbrod

Peter: Hey everybody I’m really excited that I’ve got the Mark here with me, Mark Wyssbrod. First and foremost, Mark, thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule. I know you’re a very busy individual as I follow you on Facebook and you’re always somewhere. I think recently I saw you were either in China or somewhere in the Far East, so thank you for taking time. I greatly appreciate it.

Mark: Well I appreciate being here Peter. I always enjoyed our conversations and time together.

Peter: So Mark why don’t you tell the audience a little bit about yourself.

Mark: Sure, I am a CPA. I grew up in the small firm world and decided to go out on my own. I had a special firm called Pro@ctive CPA. I wanted that to be the mindset instead of reacting to circumstances. To be proactive. And that led to a stint in Improv, during what I call the small business depression. I had to learn how learn how to re-communicate with my clients. Being able to really communicate, but also improv allowed me to always look for solutions. It helps to address a lot of the challenging mindsets and financial conditions we face. So as we came out of those challenges my clients were well-positioned. About three years ago, I sold my tax firm and I vowed to transition my life into what I call a local capitalist. I spend a lot more time with my family, a lot more time volunteering, and I now have a firm called Small Business CFO where I have invested directly into local businesses and take a CFO position.

Peter: Wow. I guess the audience have picked up when you said the magic word on why we enjoy each other’s conversation so much, when you said the word improv, and just so you know that mark is also a contributing author in the book Improv to Improve Your Business. He contributed chapter 11 called Pro-Solution Thinking. It’s still out there on Amazon. It’s a good read. I’ve read two or three times over the years. I always go back and try to read a lot of my improv books like that that I’ve purchased, and I’m just always trying to get ideas. So tell us how you were able to have better communication? Looking for solutions during a very difficult time. Are there any type of examples that you could share with us that you did with your clients in order to achieve that goal?

Mark: Yes there’s a homebuilder, $20 million home builder at the time and my largest client, and I was in my late twenties. I approached him in mid-2007 and shared with him my concerns, and his response was, and I’m paraphrasing, but his response was, “change your attitude or I’m going to find a new CPA,”

Peter: [laughs]

Mark: And I went, well, that wasn’t the response I was looking for. And so I said well the problem is probably that I’ve gotten used to my accounting chair and and I need to be able to effectively communicate, and part of that was remembering a childhood lesson and that was, I want to tell you the the phrase that I was told: if you’re going to complain about something or say something’s wrong you have to bring three solutions or don’t open your mouth. And so the combination of creativity in solution orienting from that childhood lesson, combined with improv, allowed me to then go back to this home builder and better communicate the challenges I see, and where they needed to try to adjust their strategy going into the tail end of 2007 and the beginning of 2008.

Peter: And how did he take to that conversation when you went back to him? Because I absolutely love that. Don’t bring your problems, bring me the problem along with three solutions to fix it.

Mark: Yeah, he listened, and that was important. That’s phase one. It took about three to four months of you, you know – Just because I took an improv class or decided I have the solution doesn’t mean he would listen right away. He makes his living in this industry. He doesn’t want to hear bad news. He has all his net worth at stake. He has leverage, and those are risks, so it was a fallout conversation, and letting him see some what if scenarios for him to begin making decisions about what risks were acceptable to him, and bringing up his own examples: Well would you have done this five or ten years ago? You’ve been in building 30-plus years, does this sound normal to you?

Peter: So I like how you did that. You put it in a context that he could understand. You said the magic word and he listened, which is the key, and really to everything but it’s really the key and improv. And getting him to the point of listening and then helping him understand the challenges that he was facing because, quite frankly, I don’t know too many entrepreneurs who like bad news. [laughs]

Mark: But you know, I tend to have a good accounting side where I don’t like surprises, good or bad. Bad news isn’t always bad news, it’s how we interpret it. So the ventures I’m in now all have challenges. I’m there for solutions. I want to put my happy face on, but if we didn’t have these challenges, good or bad, as professionals we wouldn’t be needed.

Peter: That’s a very good point. You know, I believe that I embrace change, actually embrace challenges, because, to your point, without them what would we be doing? It wouldn’t be any any fun – it just wouldn’t be any fun. It could go either way, good or bad, I guess that’s one thing that, when I think about improv, its ability to take risks, accept risks, accept that failure is part – as long as it’s not major failure – is part of that the process to find a better solution. And you were able to bring this at a CFO level to, you said, smaller kind of businesses that are out there.

Frank: Correct. So the the 4 or 5 major businesses I’m on now, for the most part, are under $10 million in revenue and couldn’t necessarily afforded a full-time CFO position, but what the vision and where these companies are heading, they need that guidance and they need the experience and they need someone that they could be open and honest with them and help navigate the course. These are individuals that I’ve known for, in some cases, up to 10 years, so there’s a comfort already in the trust. So you cannot be more direct in those cases with your communication but you still have to make sure that those experiences, that if you have a good idea or suggestion, you still have to communicate in a way where someone will hear. It’s interesting that this year has been a challenging year in a handful those ventures, and what I’ve loved about it is no one’s panicked. Most of the cases everyone’s come back down to the basics and one conversation I had last week I said, “It’s amazing how hard, sometimes, the basics can be.” I think a good part that we have to remember as business owners and managers is, during those times of extreme stress, duress and challenge to stay focused, be bold, be strong, and definitely don’t panic.

Peter: And would you say that during those times that chaos surrounds us, do you think sometimes that maybe business owners or individuals themselves tend to focus on things they can’t control and get caught up in that process, versus – I think one of things that improv has taught me is only in those chaotic situations I tend to see more clear now because I focus only on the things that I can control, not the things that I can’t control.

Mark: I’m gonna indirectly answer that question, maybe, and say that the crisis shows who the real leaders are, and who the people on your team that have character are. It’s really easy to run a business when everything goes smoothly. It’s really easy to be the nice guy when everyone says hello to you. But when you have a couple hiccups, you find out who is ready to step up. For most people it’s very comforting to go back to, during those challenging times, to go to what they feel that they could excel at, but that’s only one part of your business. For most of us, as small business owners, we’re pulled in a facet of different directions, and we only specialize in a couple of them, and so we have to be really cautious in those times that we’re not just doing what we enjoy to do.

Peter: Yeah. We have to do the hard stuff as well, but I like the way how you also said maintain that intense focus and not panic. I think sometimes when we panic we just exacerbate the whole situation even more. We get caught up in a little bit too much drama in itself and maybe make more out of it versus, at times, just taking a simple deep breath and then let’s just think this through for a moment.

Mark: That’s right. Fear’s a dangerous force and it spirals out of control and you use all your your mind power on these what if scenarios that the probability of happening is close to zero.

Peter: So basically you tell me I need to quit doing the “what if I win the the lottery” scenarios [laughs]

Mark: [laughs] Stop “what if” and start saying “yes, and.”

Peter: You know you may have just coined something there my friend. Stop saying What If and start saying Yes, I will give you credit all the time for that, but that is brilliant. Thank you.

Mark: I’m going to write that on my whiteboard after this.

Peter: I’m doing the same thing, and I’ll just put your name beside it because when I do use it – which I will be – then I will give you credit for that. But that was worth the price of admission right there. So you’re in the Atlanta area, you’re in the Georgia Society of CPAs. Can you tell the audience – I just want to take a little curve here. I do believe, if my memory serves me correctly, over the last year or so you’ve received some pretty impressive awards, my friend.

Mark: Yeah I guess I won the the Super Bowl and then retired. In 2013, I was honored with a Small Business Person of the Year by the Greater North Fulton Chamber of Commerce. Spring of 2015 it was the Public Service Award by the Georgia Society of CPAs, and then I’m going to give away my age to a degree. I was named Top 40 Under 40 last Fall by the North Atlanta Business Post, and a lot of those were not just business contributions, but I love giving back. It’s true volunteering. This isn’t networking, it’s not marketing, it’s how do I improve my community, how did I take care of my neighbors in need?

Peter: You are very philanthropic my friend, and congratulations on those Awards. Well-deserved. And I think that’s something that maybe we forget about at times because we get caught up in the hustle and bustle of everyday, and then with family and kids and everything else, and I’m guilty of that as well – of forgetting to give back, forgetting just to volunteer and just to help, and I’m trying to find new ways of doing that. But you know that that’s also speaks to your character, which is of very high-quality

Mark: Well thank you. And I’ll challenge you, Peter. Find something you’re passionate about. There’s a there’s a non-profit out there, and if you align your passion, or one of your passions, with a local nonprofit it becomes a part of you. It becomes very natural to start giving more and more of your time and resources and energies to it.

Peter: Yeah I agree and I’m kibitzing a little bit on my giving back. For a number years I was on the Ohio CPA Foundation, you know, I helped them feed the pipeline. I owe a lot back to the profession, I will keep doing that in different ways, but it’s what is that passionate outside of that it. And I know what it is, I have to take the step and volunteer and get more involved with it, but that’s something that we all should be doing. So we’ve got entrepreneur extraordinaire, a gentleman who has embraced the principles of improvisation and continually uses them, as you’ve heard him talk about how to bring solutions. What has been the biggest challenge in all of this? That you could say, in taking that improv mindset, applied it into business and getting the buy in on the other end?

Mark: I think for me it is my personality. I’m very data-centric, so you could feed me data and then more data. I love it. I can’t get enough of it. And matter-of-fact, in a lot of conversations I will give you facts and then I’ll give you more facts and that’s, I guess, that’s my comfort zone. A lot of people don’t necessarily appreciate all the facts though, because they say that’s called speaking accounting instead of speaking English or human.

Peter: [laughs]

Mark: It’s remembering that you still have to connect to a diverse audience. In each one of the business ventures there’s unique personalities and characters and being able to relate to them. That means I have to come out of my shell and my comfort zone, but I need to know my personality, because the worst part is my personality says, under stress or duress. I become even more data-centric, until I have to make the conscious decision to make sure my word selection and phrases are appropriate for this situation. And I’ll tell you that can be challenging to me. I tend to be more that accountant personality, and I wish I was a better oracle, I guess. Communication, but I have to work on the continuously.

Peter: I applaud you for working on it because I think a lot of lot of people in the profession, who are very data-centric, the professional financial services or whatever don’t go the extra mile in what I call translating the accounting language, the data, into English. Because we do speak a different language in the financial community, and accounting is the language of business, but we need to become better translators. So I applaud you for recognizing that fact and finding different ways to connect with others who are not like you. A lot of people in the profession, and I know a number of them, refused to change that language because maybe it makes them feel smarter than their client. But what they’re doing is they’re really not connecting with them. And you’ve gotten out of your comfort zone, you’ve connected with them, and clearly you say you wish you were a better oracle, but I’ve known you for a while. I’ll meet you in Atlanta and in Columbus, and for the times that we’ve gotten together man I would not call you a data-centric kind of guy.

Mark: [laughs]

Peter: So I’m learning a little bit more about you now. [laughs]

Mark: When it comes down to it we’re in relationships with one another. The end product when I was in my CPA firm was a tax return or some type of financial analysis or correcting quickbooks, but if you can’t connect with your client, if they don’t understand your value proposition, if you can’t speak their language then you’re really just a bill to them. They don’t understand you, they don’t get you, so you’re just a bill, and what you want to be is that confidant, what you want to be is that professional, that right hand arm – someone they could turn to not just in good times but in bad times to present solutions in ways that they could understand, so they could go implement them in their business.

Peter: Man, you just hit the nail on the head, and you put it so well. Because, as you well know in our profession, where we keep throwing around the word trusted business advisor, but to your point if you’re not connecting with your client you’re just a bill. You’re just the CPA, You’re just the accountant. But when you can connect with them then you get different perception about yourself and you’re seeing someone who can help them in their business, not just provide this end product. And that’s number two that you’ve said already today. I mean, I don’t know if you saw me but when you’re talking about that I had my hands up, and inside my head I’m going, “Woo hoo!” That’s what I’ve been talking about, and I don’t know if you saw in Accounting Today, in the May addition, I had an article published. It says it’s time for us to get from behind a desk, basically speaking to that point. But the way you described it, if we’re just perceived as a bill or naturally connecting is huge.

Mark: Well thank you. Oh you know it just reminds me of another example. What I love about some of the different ventures is I get to do different things and get out of the desk and see the other side of accounting. And one of the ventures I’m in imports product from overseas, and to build rapport with the warehouse team when a container comes in I actually go there and help them unload the container, and they want to see that the accountant is getting his hands dirty, but I also brought in the account manager who’s there every day. And why am I getting my hands dirty? One, it gives me product knowledge. It has built more spirit decor than I would have thought. But also we’re doing the count as the stuff comes off the container instead of taking it off the container and then doing the count. There’s a lot of efficiency, so you know, getting out of behind your desk can be very beneficial, not just to you but for the the whole team.

Peter: That’s well put because, “What’s the CFO doing down here? Is something wrong? Is he bringing an Excel spreadsheet for me to look at? What do you mean he’s rolling up his sleeves and counting? I mean, I can see the warehouse. It’d be instant connection.

Mark: It’s great. I don’t mind being a little dirty and we get to high five and kind of feel good about one another, and it’s good work, so I enjoy it when one of those containers comes in. At the same time I’ll tell you, part of that spirit in building that relationship is, I’ve missed a couple of containers. So today when I showed up, I got teased: Where was I for the last two?

Peter: [laughs]

Mark: So, when you start something like that, you better stick around.

Peter: Well said, well said. So out what type of our industries are your clients? Obviously we have an import business. Who else are you managing out there?

Mark: That one is a water collection business, and there’s a small fund shop, a development company and a payroll company.

Peter: And is it just you and the business? Or do you have a team?

Mark: So the payroll company I’m a Founder and I sit on the board and give strategic direction, so that’s pretty fun. In the development company my role is from office manager to bookkeeper to CFO, so it’s like us being an entrepreneur, right? I’m janitor,

Peter: [laughs]

Mark: and yeah I might have some initials but sometimes you do everything. In the water coaching business I’m the CFO and do a lot of presentations and meet with some venture capitalists, primarily to tell them no, but to fine tune my pitch and to hear what the what the marketplace is willing to offer. They sent me to China to visit factories, to look at inventory timing, increase efficiency, so that’s what I love. I love the challenge of putting all the pieces together, and just when you think you have them together then technology changes, or there’s some business interrupter that keeps you on your toes.

Peter: Yeah, yeah. It doesn’t sound like you have a boring day at all with all the hats you’re wearing.

Mark: No, it’s a quite entertaining.

Peter: So wait do you wake up on a Monday and you go, which hat am I supposed to be wearing today?

Mark: [laughs] Well, Mondays are usually the developer days. So I know where I’m going on Mondays.

Peter: How long were you in China?

Mark: I was in China almost two weeks. I started off in the Hong Kong area, kinda up the coast, and then in the Shanghai area when we exited. But just what what an amazing experience. And some people say the Chinese love it when you go in person because it shows respect and, you know, builds a relationship, but I gotta tell you Peter, I think anything in person – if you share a meal or a cup of coffee with someone – when you put that time, that effort or willingness, I think it’s just a basic human thing that you’re going to build relationships.

Peter: Yeah I completely agree with that, but I like the word respect. Even having breakfast or lunch face-to-face with somebody here in the States, whatever, there is a matter of respect that’s immediately baked into that. So you’re there for two weeks. Was this your first trip to China?

Mark: It was my first trip to China.

Peter: So how’s your Chinese?

Mark: What I remember I’ve forgotten unfortunately. But I can speak ein wenig Deutsch.

Peter: What does that mean?

Mark: A little german

Peter: Oh, okay [laughs]

Mark: We have suppliers for that company also in German, actually.

Peter: Do you have plans on going to Germany anytime soon?

Mark: The two others owners enjoy going to Germany so they’ll probably a take that one for me, unfortunately, but I actually really enjoyed China. It gives you a cultural perspective and appreciation

Peter: Yeah I can only imagine. I was in Tokyo, many years ago, for Victoria’s Secret, and it gave me a different perspective on the rest of the world and some of the challenges the rest of the world has. Mark I tell you what, I have thoroughly enjoyed this conversation. You’ve knocked two of them completely out of the park and I’m writing them on my whiteboard as soon as we’re done. I can’t thank you enough for sharing your wisdom, sharing your stories on this podcast. I know you’ve been a great supporter of mine and I am a supporter of yours, and I look forward to the next time we see each other. It’s more likely that I’m gonna be in Atlanta than you’re gonna come to Columbus

Mark: Well don’t count me out.

Peter: [laughs]

Mark: But I look forward to your next trip here to Atlanta.

Peter: I believe I’m down there in the Fall sometime, but I’ll give you that information. Thank you again for taking time. I believe this audience is gonna walk away with a lot. I will have all your information, your email, contact. I won’t put your phone number out there, but your contact information if people would like to get ahold of you, especially in the Atlanta area if you want to pick up a new client too.

Mark: I appreciate that Peter. I always enjoy our time together.

Peter: Thank you

Mark: Thank you

 

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Ep. 17 – Dan Swartwout: Standup Comedian, Councilman & Attorney

Today I am excited to bring you a great conversation with Dan Swartwout. Dan is a stand-up comedian, an entrepreneur, a philanthropist, host of the show cbuzz, a City Council Member, and an all-around great person.

Cbuzz is a Columbus’ first business-focused podcast. Dan has been hosting it for a year, and they have formed media partnerships with the Columbus Chamber of Commerce, CD 102.5, Rev One Ventures and the Columbus Dispatch. Every month one episode airs on CD 102.5, and Dan recently recorded a show in front of a live studio audience with Matt Scanlon of CoverMyMeds.

“The great speaker and the good speaker are both prepared and ready and on top of what it is they’re going to do. The great speaker, however, doesn’t appear to be over-prepared.”

Dan recently gave a speech at the Columbus Chamber of Commerce, a warmup of sorts before the meeting. It was 8:30 in the morning, he was wearing a suit, and he had to address over 1000 people. Using the skills he has developed from standup comedy, hosting events, and hosting his show, he was able to perform well and create positive word-of-mouth for his brand.

“It was exciting. It was different. It was another chance to kind of stretch my skills a little bit and, you know. The more skills you have to your arsenal, the more things you can do.”

I also had the opportunity to do something I don’t normally do, or at least haven’t done in a long time, and that was perform standup comedy. I hired Dan to help me prepare, and it helped immensely.

When I went to perform I was much more comfortable. I wasn’t going to fall on my face because:

  1. I had a coach
  2. I worked at it
  3. I trusted my skills

“If you have a skillset you need to develop and there are people around you who have an expertise or a lot of experience in that particular skill set, that’s a valuable resource”

Dan has an event coming up in November called Kicking Cancer with Dan Swartwout. This will be the 3rd time the event is held, and it is for brain cancer and research for brain cancer at the James Cancer Hospital here at the Ohio State University. If you haven’t seen Dan’s act, he’s sort of known for being able to do a high kick.

I can’t thank Dan enough for coming on the show. He is an incredibly talented and funny guy that gives an incredible amount of himself and his time to his community, and I appreciate him for sharing his time and his insights with the Improv audience.

 

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Improv Is No Joke – Episode 17 – Dan Swartwout

Peter: Dan I can’t thank you enough for taking time to be part of my podcast. I greatly appreciate it, and welcome.

Dan: Thank you Peter. It’s really good to be on the show with you, and I’m looking forward to our conversation.

Peter: Now in the intro I read your background, but I left some things out that I think the audience would be interested in.

Dan: Okay.

Peter: One that you are a licensed attorney in the state of Ohio

Dan: Yes, I went to the Moritz College of Law at The Ohio State University. Yes.

Peter: And when I met you many years ago, you were a full-time attorney with one of the law firms here in Columbus

Dan: Yes, yes. I took a job at one of the larger firms here in Columbus, spent a couple years there and then left the firm to pursue stand up comedy full time.

Peter: And that’s worked out well for you, hasn’t it?

Dan: It’s been alright. It’s not been too bad, it’s not been too bad.

Peter: And Dan’s also the host of a podcast name cbuzz and it’s in conjunction with the Columbus Chamber of Commerce, CD 102.5 and the Columbus Dispatch, and I do love listening to cbuzz.

Dan: Hey thank you. It’s a really cool show that I’m really excited about. Basically I interview central Ohio entrepreneurs about being entrepreneurs, about how they got started with their businesses, the successes, the failures, hoping to impart some lessons for our listeners who may be interested in being entrepreneurs themselves. Things they can take away from how other successful entrepreneurs have gone about building a business, and hopefully showing that their stories can prove to be inspirational and instructive for the folks who listen. It’s been a really exciting project. We’ve been on it now for about a year. We have we picked up some media partners with the Columbus Dispatch and CD 102.5. We’ve got a partner with Rev One Ventures here in central Ohio. One episode a month actually airs on CD 102.5 FM, which is exciting as well, and we’ve had a bunch of phenomenal guests. We most recently had our first live recording too, and that was exciting because we had 75 people actually in a studio audience watch us record an episode of cbuzz with Matt Scanlon from Cover My Meds, and that was exciting. It’s exciting and it was kind of a little different approach because, Peter, something messes up with you and I here, you know you just stop recording. You go back, you start again, and nobody’s the wiser. If I were to have messed up in front of a crowd of 75, we just can’t edit out that mistake in front of a live audience, so it was definitely an interesting experience and a lot of fun as well.

[laughs]

Peter: Yeah. If we mess up somebody will fix it and we’ll keep moving forward, but I listened to most of that podcast this morning and I was a little shocked at first. I was like, that really is a live audience, and I started wondering how your guys pulling all of that off and you guys the great job from what I heard.

Dan: Thank you. Well you heard what you heard because, you know, with with a live audience, there wasn’t a whole lot of ways to fix anything that might have gone wrong. Luckily nothing did go wrong. It was a phenomenal experience. Matt Scanlon from CoverMyMeds was an incredible guest, and it was a really cool story. It’s been a fun project too, because we’ve got these great entrepreneurs who are building such exciting, successful businesses, and we’re able to present it in a fun, informative manner. It’s been really exciting to present these stories in an entertaining, fun and hopefully – like I said – informative and inspirational manner. The show is just really taken off and grown and it’s it’s exciting to have been a part of it from the very bottom floor. From the very first time we went in and the very first interview we had to where we are now, we’re just adding media partners, we’re adding listeners, you know, we’re doing more and exciting things like the live audience. It’s just, you know, if you work hard and you do something that people are interested in, and you can really watch it grow, like I’m sure your podcast will grow as well, Peter, in the coming months, and I’m excited to see to see where this goes.

Peter: From your lips to the podcast Gods, I hope so. [laughs]

Dan: [laughs]

Peter: And you don’t have to be an entrepreneur from Central Ohio to listen to this podcast. If you’re an entrepreneur anywhere in the United States, anywhere in the world, this is a podcast you should listen to, because it’s really, really good. I listen to it all the time. Lots of interesting nuggets to take away. Another thing about Dan that most people might not know is you were just recently elected to the City Council of Powell.

Dan: I was indeed. I was elected this past November – November 2015 – and I was sworn into office January 2016. Powell is one of the suburbs here of Columbus, Ohio in central Ohio. It’s a phenomenal place to live, it’s a wonderful community and I’m very excited for the opportunity to serve this great community. And yeah, it’s been a real neat experience.

Peter: So from now throughout the rest of the podcast I’ll just refer to as Councilman Dan. [laughs]

Dan: [laughs] You know me, you’ve known me for a long, long time, Peter. Dan is just fine.

Peter: and last but certainly not least, Dan is very much a philanthropist in the Central Ohio community. He has donated his time to a number of events and to a number of causes, and I tell you what, this by far is probably the biggest piece of Dan Swartwout is what he gives back to the community in his time. A lot of people might not know that, but I hope a lot of people realize that after listening to this podcast you have a big heart, my friend.

Dan: Well that is very kind of you to say, and as you said before we started recording, your check is in the mail,

Peter: [laughs]

Dan: So I appreciate it immensely. That’s very, very kind of you to say, Peter, you know. It’s one of the things about stand-up is being a part of a wonderful community, is the opportunity to give back. The community has been very, very good to me, and so whatever I can do – that very, very small part I can play to make our community a better place for people – I’m thrilled and happy to be a part of it, but that’s very kind of you to say. Thank you so much.

Peter: Well I’m not I’m a junkie, a follower of your philanthropy here in central Ohio, and if I’m unable to make the event I do try to make a donation to that cause, because they’re all very, very worthy causes.

Dan: And we’ve had some real success. We have an event, this will be the third year coming up for it, called Kicking Cancer with Dan Swartout. For those of you might have seen my act, I am kind of known in part for having this ability to kick very high. I never set out to be the high kick comic. It just kind of happened, organically, onstage, and I am not the smallest guy. I am not the most athletically in shape guy, so when people see this kind of kick that I can do, that get up there sometimes like a punter from the National Football League, it’s an interesting reaction. So that’s kind of one of the things I become known for. I’m not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing. I don’t think anyone sets out saying I want to be the high comic, but that’s that’s kind of something I’ve become known for, so they came up with this event Kicking Cancer with Dan Swartwout, and we’ve been able to raise a lot of money. It’s just some some fantastic events that we’ve been able to be a part of, and that’s – like I said. Peter, it is very, very kind of you to talk about.

Peter: When is this event?

Dan: November. November was in the preliminary stages of setting a date now. The last two years it’s been at Worthington HIlls Country Club, and we’ve done really, really well with raising a lot of money. This event is specifically for brain cancer and research for brain cancer at the James Cancer Hospital here at the Ohio State University. This event has been very successful and we hope to make it even better.

Peter: Yeah, Dan, I will say that the first time I saw you do that kick, one it shocked me, but I think I pulled a hamstring and I was sitting down.

Dan: [laughs] Yeah, like I said, it’s just something that happened organically. I have a bit that calls for some physical movement, and you know it wasn’t anything like choreographed or rehearsed in advance, I’m just doing this physical movement and I just kicked, and the audience kinda was like, whoa, taken aback. Aghast, almost like you, that the kicking out so high and I’ve actually hurt myself on more than one occasion doing that kick, so if you see me in your area doing stand-up comedy, you might want to see me in the immediate future before that kick might be retired, because time is undefeated, Peter, and time will defeat the kick as well.

Peter: So true, my friend. So true, my friend. I’m 55 years old, I have a body of an 80-year-old and the mind of a 20-year-old.

Dan: [laughs]

Peter: You’ve been a very successful stand-up comic. You do a lot of stuff at the Funny Bone throughout the country, as well as the Improv, and you shared a story with me. You were, would you say, warming up the audience at a Columbus Chamber of Commerce event recently?

Dan: The Columbus Chamber of Commerce have an annual meeting. I gave the opening remarks. It was an interesting, interesting day. It was a really exciting event because it’s held at the big Columbus Convention Center, and there were over a thousand people in attendance, some of the premier business and community leaders throughout Central Ohio and Columbus. To go out and give those opening remarks at 8:30 in the morning, to kind of a cold crowd, it was a fun and interesting experience. Definitely, definitely a little bit different than stand up. I was out there, I had teleprompters, I had a script. Words written for me, It was exciting. It was different. It was another chance to kind of stretch my skills a little bit and, you know, the more skills you have to your arsenal, Peter, the more things you can do. If you can do stand up, you can do improv, you can do a keynote speech, you can be a master of ceremonies, you can host a show like you’re hosting now. The more talents you have, the more skills you have in your arsenal, obviously the more things you can do. So anytime I get an opportunity to stretch my skill set a little bit, I’ll definitely try to take advantage of it. Have fun. Do the best job I can, and hopefully take away a learning experience from it, as well, to improve, because I think every skill that you know, that are somewhat related, like I talked about stand up comedy, hosting, speaking, master of ceremonies are all kind of interrelating skills, and the better you get at one of them I think the better you get at all of them, when they’re interrelated like that. So you can take things from a comedy performance, even though my goal in the morning at that meeting, warming them up there, kind of doing those opening remarks 8:30 in the morning in front of a thousand people. My goal wasn’t to make them laugh. It wasn’t a comedy performance, but a lot of the things I’ve learned from years and years of stand-up I could, of course, translate to that. The ability to to read an audience, the ability to measure my performance based on the audience’s reactions and expectations, and I think a lot of those skills are translatable to many different types of performances and speaking engagements. So it was an exciting event, you know, there were a lot of very influential and successful people there, and having the opportunity to talk in front of them was really, really exciting, and like I said I think I was able to take something, a learning experience, from it as well as having just a fun time doing it.

Peter: I just want my audience to think about what he did. A thousand people that were in attendance did not shake him at all, because I believe that is average size of attendance at his shows.

Dan: [laughs] It was a little smaller.

Peter: [laughs]

Peter: But you also said that this is not something you normally do. 8:30 is not a normal time of doing stand-up. I believe you’re wearing a suit and tie that day, something that you don’t wear onstage–

Dan: I do not wear a suit and tie on stage normally. I mean obviously if the client were to call for it, some sort of private engagement, I would, but that’s not my normal. That’s not my normal attire, no.

Peter: And you’ve got the mayor of Columbus in the front row along with some very influential people in the city of Columbus and Central Ohio, and you’ve got this huge audience for this great exposure for your brand, and based on what I’m hearing you did a great job.

Dan: Well thank you, and you know this wasn’t so much primarily my brand. I never really thought about it like that. I thought about it kind of in the vein of the event itself, and obviously because it’s the Columbus Chamber of Commerce and the Columbus Chamber of Commerce is one of the driving forces behind the cbuzz podcast, I kind of thought about it more in terms of that, you know, as the host of cbuzz more than just Dan Swartwout, you know, comedian, host, whatever. I kind of thought about it more in that realm as opposed to exposure to my brand. Kind of just, I was the host, you know, if that makes any sense.

Peter: Your brand, in my perception, is many, many different hats, and I would say anytime that you’re in front of any type of audience the Dan Swartwout is on on display. Whether you’re doing a corporate event, whether you’re hosting the chamber of commerce, or doing the thing with the cash explosion. All that’s part of your brand, and yeah, and I guess if we try to relate this to corporate America, the ability to stand up in front of an audience and articulately get your point across, goes a very long way in building one’s career, building one’s brand.

Dan: Yeah, I think that’s right. I know there’s nothing more fun than talking about building a brand and stand-up comedy, because that is just a hilarious, hilarious concept talking about brand building. No I’m just kidding, but you know that that’s always true to an extent because when you do anything in front of people, talking in front of people in any type of realm, word of mouth is is a thing, and word of mouth is a thing in any kind of business, I would assume. You know, positive word-of-mouth, negative word-of-mouth, so obviously anytime I am doing anything, I’m hoping to generate positive word-of-mouth, which of course could lead to future referrals and future opportunities, which I think is true in just about every facet of business. You know being a stand-up comedian, it’s a fun job, but it is also a business, and it’s a business where you know I am in charge of not only the performance aspect of what I do, but you can’t perform in a vacuum. You know, I could be the greatest performer in the world, but if I’m doing it only in my living room and no one has the ability to see it, it really doesn’t matter, so the ability to go out there and find opportunities to find people willing to pay you to do what you do. That’s a tremendously important piece, I think, for a stand-up comedian. I think for any speaker, I would say, and so I guess every time, yeah, every time I’m out there speaking, regardless of what it is, I’m hoping that it’s generating positive word-of-mouth, which could of course lead to potential opportunities.

Peter: Correct, except you don’t ever want to get in front of an audience and not be prepared, or just kind of just kind of wing it. And in full transparency, I hired Dan not too long ago to help me. It’s been about ten plus years since I’ve done stand-up, and I made a promise to a colleague that I would do eight minutes of stand-up at his theater group in Detroit.

Dan: Yes

Peter: and you remember I’m still very, very rusty, but I hired you. You worked with me and, even on some of the most little things, and I did some stuff here in central Ohio in the Columbus area, but when I went to Detroit I was much more comfortable. I wasn’t gonna fall on my face because 1) I had a coach, 2) I worked at it, 3) I trusted my skills. But if I hadn’t hired you to help me do that, I’m not sure that I would have come off anywhere near being as polished as I was, so I guess my point here is, you know, if you’re rusty at something and you need some help, you can either go the slow route and try to fix it yourself or find someone who’s a professional that can help you get to that level, and get that polish and the rust off, so you can make a positive impact.

Dan: Yeah I think that’s true in a lot of fields. I mean, if you have a skillset you need to develop and there are people around you who have an expertise or a lot of experience in that particular skill set, that’s a valuable resource. If you’re looking to improve what it is that you do. I think that’s true in comedy, I think that’s true in speaking, and I think that’s true in just about any field. And you mentioned one thing a little bit ago about being prepared, and I think that is a hundred percent the case. You want to be prepared. You want to know what you’re talking about. You want to have a grasp of what it is that you’re going to say. What it is that you’re going to do. The key, the trick, I think, between a good speaker, maybe, and a great speaker, is that the great speaker and the good speaker are both prepared and ready and on top of what it is they’re going to do. The great speaker, however, doesn’t appear to be over-prepared the way they’re talking to you even though they know they know exactly what they’re going to say, and what they’re going to do, and how they’re going to do it to the audience. It almost appears as if this is coming right off the top of their head, and I think that is one of the the real pieces of magic behind comedy, or any type of speaking. The ability to convey something, the ability to convey a message, a speech, whatever, it is that you’re going to do that is prepared, that you know, but the audience believes you’re just doing it right off the top of your head because you’re so natural in the way that you deliver it, so you don’t look over prepared, and I think that’s a one of the key things as far as any kind of speaking, is the ability to be prepared but to look like you’re doing it for the first time or you’re just thinking about it right there.

Peter: That’s key. That’s great and I believe that wholeheartedly. As you were describing that, I put it in terms of you’re actually not presenting to the audience, you’re actually having a conversation with that audience.

Dan: Absolutely.

Peter: And if you can do that, and I’ve seen you perform and I can imagine the hours of practice that you put in that know, Dan, what’s number five on your set tonight? Boom, you could probably go to it. As you are a national headliner, you probably walk up there onstage, have an idea where you think you want to go, but based upon that audience you may drop the joke or two that you thought about and bring in a couple of other jokes that would meet the needs of that audience.

Dan: Generally speaking, what I do is, and this is kind of advice I give to younger comics and I think it applies to a lot of different speaking scenarios as well, is I know generally what I will open with. I know what I will close with. I know some of the things I want to do in between, but the journey from the opener to the closer can be fluid, and I think that’s one of the things that, as any kind of speaker, you have to be prepared for a little bit of fluidity, because you never know what might happen. And if you let something rattle you, or shake you, it can be very difficult. You know, for example, obviously, the perfect cliché in the world of stand-up comedy and what everybody wants to know about: stand-up comedy’s hecklers. How do you deal with hecklers? Hecklers can throw you off. They can, and you learn to deal with it. But let’s say you’re doing a presentation in front of accountants, like you sometimes do Peter, and you’re in the middle of your presentation and somebody drops of tray full of glasses, and the glasses shatter everywhere. I mean that’s something that, if it unnerved you, it could throw off your entire presentation. You could lose that audience and have a hard time getting back, but having that ability to adapt and be fluid with anything that goes on, which generally comes with experience more than just any kind of innate ability that’s going to kind of separate you and allow you to keep on connecting. Keep connecting with your audience regardless of what might happen. I mean anytime you get in front of a group of people and talk there is always room for error. There is never a hundred percent perfect situation. You could have have an equipment malfunction. You could have a disruption in the audience. Peter, I had a show I’ll never forget. The show where I somehow managed to combine, in the same show, the police coming into the comedy club and arresting somebody in the middle of my show and still managing to get a standing ovation at the end, and that’s not anything about me and how great I am because I’m not going to sit here and lie and tell you I get standing ovations all the time, but that was just a fun show to just kind of highlight that, you know, if there is such a disruption that the police have to come in in the middle of your show and arrest somebody and you still got the audience in such a manner that at the end of the show you get, you know, a really good response. You’ve got to be ready for anything, and and the more you do it obviously the more you’ll experience. I’m sure the first time you go on stage and you deal with any kind of equipment malfunction: your mic goes out, the lights go out, you’ve got a PowerPoint presentation. I mean, how often to technical glitches happen? You know the first time you have it it’s gonna be more difficult to deal with. The more often you do it, the more you’re able to deal with that or anything, because anything can go wrong during a performance. The ability to handle that and bounce back, and the ability to remain fluid and to be able to get off track. To keep the audience engaged while you’re off track and then get back exactly to where you want to go. I mean that’s the key, I think, to being a really successful Speaker of any type in the long term. It’s the ability to say, “Yeah something may distract me from where I want to go. I can work with that, keep the audience engaged, and then I’m gonna always get back to where I want to be.”

Peter: Well put. You’re referring to powerpoint, and when I worked with people on there speaking and presentation skills, I go you’re prepared if you’ve got an hour, hour-and-a-half, two-hour presentation, and just before you start your PowerPoint freezes up – and that’s that’s happened to me a couple of times – and if you can go and go do your speech for your presentation and fill that time with pretty much everything that you were going to talk about without having to refer to your PowerPoint, that’s when you’re prepared. And quite frankly, I wish I didn’t have to use powerpoint. I find it more engaging with the audience when they’re not latched onto a PowerPoint presentation and trying to read it. I actually want to talk about fluid and mention an improv. I’m going to facilitate a two-hour course conversation on public speaking and presentation skills. However, we do it very differently this time. I’m not coming with the powerpoint. I want the audience to tell me which way we’re going to take this course.

Dan: There you go.

Peter: What questions do they have so it will be, and you’re right, I will be so prepared that I’ll be able to have this conversation and be fluid, be improvised, go every which way we go. I think that’d be much more powerful than an audience that’s sitting there listening to me and watching a powerpoint at the same time.

Dan: You know, I think sometimes when powerpoint presentations just, instead of adding to the speech, just kind of mirror what the presentation says. I think powerpoint can be used effectively, but I think it’s it’s most effective when it is an addition with some supplemental material, as opposed to I’m going to say is something that’s exactly the same thing you are going to see on this screen.

Peter: Right. I have worked with people like to put put every single word on the screen. And I go, “They’ve passed the CPA exam. They know how to read. You need to tell a story around what you’re trying to say,” and use the Lincoln less-is-more. The Gettysburg Address was 271 words. Everybody remembers the Gettysburg Address, but I don’t remember the guy who spoke before him, but he spoke for an hour and a half.

Dan: Did he? Is this a real story or is this apocryphal?

Peter: No, this is a real story

Dan: Excellent

Peter: And he spoke for an hour-and-a-half. Nobody knows the guy. So less is always more, and the better storyteller you are the more you are able to get your point across, and from your perspective, you know, I call myself chief Educatainment Officer, because I believe if you can entertain an audience they’ll retain the information a lot better than not entertaining the audience.

Dan: Sure, sure. Absolutely.

Peter: So I will call back to when the plates and everything fell and crashed, and the first thing that came to my mind is after the noise would settle, I’d look at the crowd go, “Must be a Greek restaurant because all the broken plates,” or, “That waiter must be Greek and felt like that’s his way of applauding this presentation,” and then just moving on forward. But yeah, you’ve gotta expect the unexpected. You will make mistakes, and if you get flustered by Little Miss mistake then it’s just going to snowball to something bigger, bigger, bigger and bigger. Hey, before we wrap this up, I just added this into my podcast because I was watching David Feherty, who’s a golf analyst, but he’s got a interview show on the golf channel and interviews a lot of different people. But at the end of the show he has this thing called rapid fire. I’ve got ten questions for you Dan and let’s see how you answer these.

Dan: Okay oh wow. There’s no prep on this at all.

Peter: No prep on this at all.

Dan: Okay,

Peter: Go with the flow, be fluid. Remember being fluid.

Dan: I love it, I love it.

Peter: Alright, first: Kevin Hart or Richard Pryor?

Dan: As far are as my preference?

Peter: As far as your preference, yes.

Dan: I’m more familiar with the work of Richard Pryor, so I’d say Richard Pryor, but from what I’ve seen of Kevin Hart I think he’s very, very funny as well.

Peter: Oh yeah I I love both of them, but I grew up with Richard and I used to be able to do his bit ver batim. Next question: skyline chili or White Castle?

Dan: White Castle

Peter: Hey, Bruce Springsteen or Boys to Men?

Dan: Ah boy, these are some interesting questions, Peter. These are very interesting questions. I would probably say Bruce Springsteen, although I don’t know if I would rather… Yeah, I don’t know who I’d rather see in concert to be honest, because, you know, I don’t have seven hours to go to a Bruce Springsteen show.

Peter: [laughs]

Dan: So maybe if it’s an actual concert, I’d maybe rather see Boys to Men so I could get to bed at a decent hour.

Peter: [laughs] You’re killing me Dan. What’s your favorite type of meat?

Dan: Bratwurst

Peter: Bratwurst. Charcoal or gas grill?

Dan: Gas grill, and it’s funny you mention that because just before we started this I was on my brand-new Weber gas grill cooking up some food. Wow are you.. I know this is audio but is there some sort of camera on me as well right now?

Peter: No, but being a follower of you on Facebook I remember you recently got the gas grill, so I felt like that was an appropriate question.

Dan: Very. Oh yeah, very. I’m very thrilled with my new grill.

Peter: The Jetsons or Spongebob?

Dan: I have never actually seen an episode of Spongebob so I would have to go with the jetsons, although I haven’t seen an episode of The Jetsons in probably 25 years either.

Peter: Okay, Scooby Doo are or Astro?

Dan: Now we’re really in your Hanna Barbera phase here, Peter. I’m wondering is there a Space Ghost question next, or… Astro was the jetsons dog, correct?

Peter: Correct.

Dan: I’d have to go scooby-doo, because my daughter is currently a big, big fan of scooby-doo, so I’ve been exposed to scooby-doo recently. It’s been a long, long time since I’ve seen any of Astros work. However, in the animated canine department, he is certainly an icon.

Peter: In the animated canine department, [laughs] thank you. Oh man, what’s your favorite movie?

Dan: Of all time? You know, it varies from day to day. I would probably say GoodFellas on most days, but there are days where you can catch me saying something else. But probably 200 out of 365 days a year I’d say GoodFellas.

Peter: Okay here’s a really tough question. As it relates to the toilet paper rolls, over or under?

Dan: On this sink not attached to the roll because, I’ll tell you what, here’s my thing on that. When you’re buying the big rolls, like the double rolls, they oftentimes don’t fit in in the holder, So it’s sometimes just better to put them by the sink. So I don’t have an answer on this. I know this is a question that has divided people for centuries and will continue to do so, so I have remained neutral by setting it on the sink until they make the holders big enough to hold a double roll or a triple roll, because I’m buying for economy here, Peter. Until they make that happen, it’s sitting on the sink.

Peter: Now that you say that, I think, with the standard roll that the the device that hold it was built for a single ply role, and the only place you can find a single ply role is probably most airports or in office buildings, so I agree with you. They need to redesign it or just put it on the sink.

Dan: In fact, I’m going to sell my house for that very reason.

Peter: [laughs] Finally, last question, who’s your celebrity crush celebrity?

Dan: Celebrity Crush…

Peter: yeah

Dan: You know, I honestly can probably say I don’t have one. I’ve never even thought about that. You know probably because I’m a grown man, Peter.

Peter: [laughs] Ohhh, all grown men and grown women have celebrity crushes.

Dan: If you’d asked me when I was eight years old, I would, you know, this would have been not just rapid-fire 10, it could have been rapid fire 80, but I am a grown man now, Peter. [laughs]

Peter: Well, I asked my wife this question and she didn’t hesitate one second to say Mark Harmon.

Dan: Mark Harmon.

Peter: Yeah.

Dan: Summer School.

Peter: NCIS.

Dan: I mean, yes, yes, but for me I’ve never seen an episode of NCIS, but I’ve seen the classic teen comedy Summer School probably 40 times. Chainsaw, Dave, Mark Harmon Wonder Mutt. Peter, I’ll lend you the DVD.

Peter: Are you sure that’s not a VHS?

Dan: I’m sure you could find it – you might even be able to find it on beta or laserdisc

Peter: can listen to it on an eight-track?

Dan: A little past the 8-track time, but definitely VHS. You could probably get the soundtrack on cassette. I’m surprised you’re not familiar with Summer School.

Peter: Probably because I went to summer school [laughs]

Dan: [laughs]

Peter: Probably why I’m not familiar with that animated series. Enough said about that.

Dan: [laughs]

Peter: Before we sign off you, you host cbuzz and you talk to various entrepreneurs in central Ohio, and as we’ve gone through this conversation, you my friend are an entrepreneur in central Ohio, and I think for one of the episodes you should be able to interview yourself for cbuzz.

Dan: That would be an interesting and yet confusing episode for our audience, where I go, “Hey Dan, how you doing today? I’m doing well, Dan.” You know to me part of being a good host is not overshadowing or upstaging your guests to an extent, so part of the thing I like about being a host or being a master of ceremonies is that I accentuate the guests or the event and never try to put myself over the guests or the event. So I like the way that cbuzz is very guest focused, and I wouldn’t want to take away from that by making it the Dan Swartwout show. It’s on the host, if that makes sense.

Peter: It does make sense, but I guess, you know, in all seriousness, maybe they should interview you for upcoming episode, because you are an entrepreneur in central Ohio and have given a lot to this community.

Dan: Well that’s very nice of you to say. I think you’re just angling for me to answer that celebrity crush question now. I think you’re just trying to use this.

Peter: Which celebrity would you like to have interview?

Dan: What celebrity would like to have interview me on cbuzz? Oh, Rod Serling. That’s the thing that Rod Serling is no longer alive. But you asked, so, since it’s not going to happen anyway, I figured there were no limits to the answer of that question.

Peter: Well I will start learning how to do his voice and maybe come and interview you as Rod Serling on cbuzz.

Dan: If Rod Serling interviewed me on cbuzz, it would be an episode worthy of the Twilight Zone.

Peter: Bingo and that’s a wrap. Hey Dan, I can’t thank you enough for taking time to spend with me on this podcast. I enjoy our conversation. Actually, we could probably talk for another half an hour or so, but I know you’ve got something grilling on that grill, some bratwurst or something that you got to get to lunch, so once again Dan I greatly appreciate it. Thank you very much for your time.

Dan: Hey, it was my pleasure. It was a lot of fun. Thank you, Peter

 

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